When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022
Get the Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpeemug. by Dfcxghhff March 21, 2022
Get the University of Oregon Women’s Track Teammug. hipster boys, referring to skinny white boys with shaggy hair that are #edgy, paint their nails black, smoke pot, are excruciatingly sarcastic, and probably #sk8. but obviously they’re totally NOT pretentious.
her: yeah, he has old converse and smells like body odor but he’s sooo hot..
him: he sounds like an oregon-boy.
him: he sounds like an oregon-boy.
by Keekat2004 December 8, 2018
Get the oregon-boymug. by Bowl of fruit July 13, 2022
Get the Oregon Birthday Specialmug. Oregon City is mostly white kids in suburbs or nice condos, however the high school consists of not only the city, but the surrounding more rural and “less fortunate” areas. People may call it the school with the “most poverty” in the area, but that’s because they’re most likely from the surrounding mega-rich/extremely wealthy areas. (Area schools include: Lake Oswego High School, Lakeridge High School, West Linn High School, and Clackamas High School.) This school is very far from the poverty line in the grand scheme of things and majority of the students.
The school is terrible though. They sweep student problems, (mental health, abuse, sexual assault), under the rug. There was a scandal in 2022 over a student committing heinous acts to another student and giving him a platform to speak on it to the entire school claiming he had “grown.” This caused several massive protests in school grounds and staff refused, for the most part, did nothing and didn’t recognize their wrongs. There were multiple teachers who publicly stood with the students, but administration was actively trying to fight back against it. The principal resigned after this whole fiasco.
It claims great academic success. It can only “show good marks” because any time a student seems to be dragging down the stats they cart them off to one of the alternative schools.
The school is terrible though. They sweep student problems, (mental health, abuse, sexual assault), under the rug. There was a scandal in 2022 over a student committing heinous acts to another student and giving him a platform to speak on it to the entire school claiming he had “grown.” This caused several massive protests in school grounds and staff refused, for the most part, did nothing and didn’t recognize their wrongs. There were multiple teachers who publicly stood with the students, but administration was actively trying to fight back against it. The principal resigned after this whole fiasco.
It claims great academic success. It can only “show good marks” because any time a student seems to be dragging down the stats they cart them off to one of the alternative schools.
by sw4ns0ng November 6, 2022
Get the Oregon City High Schoolmug. Diego Oregon is a wanna be special ed kid.he always comes inside our 4th period class room.say’s shit that no one wants to hear he gets into people business.annoyes everybody he thinks that he has friends but doesn’t he’s family need therapy bcz his sister ripped a dollar bill in half his mom and dad told Deigo to pee in a cup and they made her drink it
He wants to be funny but is NOT he’s jokes are cringe (p.s call the cops pls his family needs help)
He wants to be funny but is NOT he’s jokes are cringe (p.s call the cops pls his family needs help)
by Follow Diego is crack head on April 9, 2019
Get the Diego Oregonmug. The blood of Gigachads. Used by Zeus when naming his babies to give inspiration. Possibly held in the hands of Phil Swift, the creator of the foodstuffs of Jesus himself. Used in the plastic surgeries of Kylie Jenner.
Jack: Wow, I haven't heard of Oregon Haywater. Grampa, mind telling me about it?
Earl: Jack, my boy, it all begins with the foodstuffs of Jesus...
Earl: Jack, my boy, it all begins with the foodstuffs of Jesus...
by fakescientist8000 September 11, 2021
Get the Oregon Haywatermug.