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poop pads

The diapers older men wear when they are too old to make it to the bathroom in time.
Yeah, my great grandpa needs to use poop pads daily.
by linkybinky June 6, 2014
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Dick Pad

Dick Pad has several meanings:1.it can be used as an insult over AOL Instant messenger or a forum. IE: He's such a dick pad

2. It can be used as a protective device, sometimes also referred to as a cup.

3. It is a device for hurting people on a wildly popular Japanese game show where if the contestant does not say a phrase correctly that they have had to memorize, they get slapped in their nether region by this dick pad at a high velocity

4. A mouse pad to clean up after self-pleasure.
A Twisted Illusion: Hey Casey, you are a Dick Pad.
Casey: Ah, I just shit myself, I thought it was a fart, but I laughed at your petty means of calling me a name.
by A Twisted Illusion September 13, 2008
mugGet the Dick Padmug.

porno pad

noun, plural porno pads.

a residence with character akin to that often seen in properties used for the shooting of pornography, predominantly vacant Californian mansions.

typical stylistic cues include high ceilings, open plan living spaces and outdoor pool areas.

popularised in the television series The Hills by Spencer Pratt.
Heidi, baby, this place is a bona fide porno pad...
by L. "Lofty" McLøphthåüs January 1, 2011
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man padding

When a man strategically sits between his friend and another guy or girl in the group that is found to be annoying, thus acting as social padding for his friend.
"Man, I can't stand John's girlfriend. Can I get some man padding from you so I don't have to sit next to the bitch?"
by clarendonnights April 8, 2009
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pad rash

When a girl's pad causes a burning sensation almost similar to a diaper rash
Hey Brittney, do you have a clean pad I can use? Im starting to get a pad rash.
by intellectualsarcasm November 17, 2014
mugGet the pad rashmug.

Missile pad

The act of putting toilet paper in the toilet first, and then taking a dump on top of it. The outcome is a turd floating above the water creating a terrible stench. This is a great thing to leave in a public bathroom, or anyones bathroom that you despise.
Mike: Man, who blew the bathroom up? Somebody shit in here on top of a big wad of paper, it looks like a Hershey's Kiss
Jeff: That is so nasty! Someone made a missile pad!
by Cornholio6379 May 22, 2010
mugGet the Missile padmug.

mouse pad

A female's clitorus or vagina region.
Eric can you rub your finger on my mouse pad!?
by Aaron Riva December 10, 2007
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