Bus Nerd

A bus nerd, typically known as a chad, is a sub-species of a sigma male. They have an avid interest in buses and are known to dislike simps such as JM Simp.

This bus nerd is so cool! He is riding in a bus unlike that JM Simp over there!

by Non-Josh Gezzley Enjoyer August 22, 2022

Bus Gang

A group of pussies that cracks jokes and trolls the freshmen while sitting at the back of the school bus. Usually consists of sophomores and a few juniors who are yet to get their licenses.

*In class*

Junior: Ay you gonna be on the bus today?

Sopomore: Yea for sure, ready to make sex jokes and harass the freshman for the 10 minute ride home?

Junior: Hell yea! Bus gang, bus gang, bus gang, bus gang, bus gang, bus gang, bus gang, (bus gang).

by Qua69 December 11, 2017

Bus Bummers

When you are on a pratically deserted bus but some random dude has to sit next to you even though their are plenty seats.

1. Girl 1: hey, you getting the bus into town?

Girl 2: sadly yeah

Girls 1: sadly?

Girl 2: well, whenever i go on a bus i always get bus bummers, its so annoying.

by freyaxjaca June 15, 2010

Night Bus

If you have to have to ask you will never know

dude that's so frickin' night bus!

by I voted for Hitler!!!!! August 14, 2010

Wheels on the bus

To say something does not matter.

"That shit does not matter, it's
wheels on the bus"

"No ones watching us, don't give a fuck, wheels on the bus."

by Val_saph October 22, 2019

Bus Stopped

An alarmingly high level of intoxication, such that despite being dressed in a business suit, the individual sleeps outside at an urban area bus stop. In many instances the individual will awaken the next day with unexplained pain, bruises, and short term memory lapses.

My friend drank so heavily last evening, he got Bus Stopped.

Michael was Bus Stopped last weekend.

You better control your drinking, or you may get Bus Stopped.

by Phins1372 December 24, 2010

Porcelain Bus

Name given to the toilet when vomiting, used in reference to holding the seat while spewing in the same manner as you would hold a bus steering wheel. Not to be confused with the porcelain pony as quoted above

Shit, I had a few too many jagers, I think i may need to drive the porcelain bus

by timb082 February 5, 2009