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terrible. you dont ever want to do one. if you wish to live, then stay away from the earth and environmental science classroom. these will make you crave death, and make you want to kill your heartless teacher that assigned them. there is no way to do them on time, you will always procrastinate, no matter what
friend: have you done the check list yet?
me: of course not, who do you think i am
friend: ITS DUE TOMORROW
me: and?
by juuling_cat November 8, 2019
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To-Don't List

The opposite of a "To-Do List", and isn't literally a list, but just an expression. Normally used when a friend/collleague/person says something that you should do/get and don't agree with. First appeared on the G4 TV Show "Code Monkeys".
Friend: "Hey, you should get that thing for that."

You: "I'm going to put that on my "To-Don't List"."
by Blinkovision July 28, 2011
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Murtough List

A list of things that a person of a certain age is to old for. Named after Murtough from the Lethal Weapon movies who keeps saying, "I'm getting to old for this stuff." Also this list is made famous by the T.V. show 'How I Met Your Mother'.
Nic: "So I just got done throwing water balloons from the top of the building."
Tyler: "Dude, we're getting to old for that."
Nic: "What do you mean?"
Tyler: "I think it needs to go on the Murtough List."
by NicholasAce July 19, 2012
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exflaw list

Making a list of the flaws of an ex who dumped you to raise your spirits in an otherwise sad time.
I miss her,so I made an "exflaw list": she was always late, had no tits, no cum in mouth, c section scar, snored like a tractor etc...
by gregory trayne October 27, 2008
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List Paralysis

The phenomenon that occurs when you become so overwhelmed by the sheer amount of items on your "to do" list that you can't function and nothing gets done.
"I have SO much on my 'to do' list that I have list paralysis! I don't know what item I should work on first."
by CJackson May 1, 2014
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Dinnlers List

Eating a meal with a group of Jewish People
My buddies and I got together one Sunday afternoon to watch the local football game and to have Dinnlers List around 17:00 hours.
by Takeiteash September 20, 2014
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Slap List

A list of people that, if you could, you would slap for doing or saying something stupid, shady, unrealistic, or being unnecessarily dramatic.
My boss waited until the last minute to give me a project and now wants me to cancel my trip. He is now number 1 on my slap list.

Person 1: I went to Subway and asked for a veggie sub and the lady asked me if I wanted lettuce.
Person 2: Put her on the slap list.

More commonly used as "the list".
by Puffy Art December 18, 2013
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