dude swears

A dude swears to make a swear something is true if they were wrong they would lose their dudeness.

Joe: Dude swears that fucker is mint af
Ayden: Nah dude swears that fuckers worth a 100 bucks

by Evan Hagahansen May 2, 2018

I swear down on my nan’s grave

Popular statement frequently used by Formula 1 YouTuber Rocketpoweredmohawk. Used to express to swear on something or used as a general indication of anger/frustration

“If Max Verstappen wins the next race and gets his 50th win in a row, I swear down on my nan’s grave, I will be very disappointed”.

by 69ReasonsWhy April 1, 2024

I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

Swear

Something stupid people start to say when they're too stupid to think of any valid words during an argument.

Swearing is often used to express anger or just to intimidate the opponent. However, this is just because the user has nothing better to say.

by The smart view of slang words May 31, 2021

Swear Up

To sarcastically suggest that you are speaking the truth, although you and probably the other people know that you are lying.

Dave: Steve bruv, did you see that Man just jump 50 ft in to the air?
Steve: Nah!! Actually?
Dave: Yeah bruv, swear up.

by abcdefg h May 22, 2014

Swear On Your Life Don't Gas

A UK Slang For The American Slang “On God No Cap”

Swear On Your Life Don't Gas

by KingHassan February 15, 2025

swearing

THIS UNHOLY THING THAT SHOULD BECOME A CRIME! IF YOU SWEAR YOU ARE ON DRUGS
GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

example of swearing
me: walks around with my friend
my friend: gets hit in the head with a football
my friend: F***K
me: excuse me that was very unholy

by EndermanPlayzz May 28, 2022