Shart Paste

When you fart and shit comes out but you don't have the tools needed for evac to clean, breach, and bang the poop from your underpants. During the hardend stages, the poop then becomes a paste-like substance.

Zach has IBS and we found shart paste stains in every single pair of his underpants.

by Poopedmypants March 09, 2012

stink paste

The stinky paste between your butcheeks after a couple days of not showering.

Honey you need to shower your stink paste is nauseating.

by JayBirdIsATurd February 04, 2017

Meat Paste

Usually means some sort of horrid spread, made of beef.. And fat and jelly. That you might spread on an Oven Bottom...

"Here, I'll make you some meat paste butties to take with you"

by Hevski June 03, 2015

past timer

Someone who is always talking about the past, not focusing on right now.

past timer past timer pasttimer

by savagekillr April 15, 2011

present past

Present past is used to confuse someone when they are trying to figure out the difference between next friday and this friday.

Person 1 - Yo is your event this friday or next?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?

by kristoff77777 November 09, 2014

manchovey paste

Man jelly . creme of cock snot .spoof .man milk .

I would like to try your manchovey paste

by nutripoo September 28, 2015

Chezy Paste

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Me Chezy Paste Gone Mouldy

by Cheeses of the Deep March 31, 2022