not today you turd

A saying you say to someone you really really hate.

"Not today you turd, lol."

by That_one_weabo May 24, 2018

dani unhinged today

Jeff bezoz, the dude that everyone loves said this to some random girl on twitter.

dani unhinged today so hard ugh

by obama loves lesbians April 3, 2021

not today rona

Slang for “Not Today Corona Virus”- used on masks and things.

Yea, I’m wearing my mask, so not today rona.

by Lisa Sheppard February 17, 2021

You gonna learn Today

Your goin to learn the lesson that is giving at that very moment.

(Jenny)But I don't know how to suck dick

(Him) you gonna learn Today.

by anonymous December 5, 2022

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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

Today

Today is grab yo homies ass day, so go grab that shit

Today is today

by GuyLover42069 March 29, 2022

not today

when you have to do something but bts (or someone/something) gets in the way

me: i have to study
bts: not today

after that, u go to see bts videos or stuff

by jungcock. March 17, 2018