Old Man O'Driscoll

A proper legend of both Irish and Jamaican descent, mythed to have been born from a shamrock in the heart of Kingston. Whilst his existence has not been scientifically proven, he is well sought after by fanatics after spotted in the UK circa 2015. Has a bounty of over £2.5 million if caught alive, though locals fear the fables of him hiding in the woods, stealing children from unsuspecting parents.

eg. Be back before the moon rises young Zachary, otherwise Old Man O'Driscoll will find you...

by Rev.Green September 21, 2020

old man

philza mincraft

pilza minecraft is an old man

by keow:p August 24, 2021

Old Man

Retriving Oral without a boner.

Boy:So Girl, what do you want to do tonight?
Girl: I want you to give me an old man

by minimoose43 May 15, 2005

old man twat

Used on someones birthday when they are showing signs of becoming old and boring. Can be used for either sex.

"C'mon John, you only turned 20 today, don't be such an old man twat and drink that triple absinthe!"

by gluesniffer December 22, 2004

old man

slang for marijuana; like all lingo, used to circumnavigate the blue meanies

Been hanging with old man lately.

by smokescreen February 17, 2005

old man

ALTER MANN
badass Rammstein song

The water will be your mirror
If it is clear, you will see...

by DasUberSoldat June 16, 2004

oldmanfuckith99

like some old man who wants to get fucked-in 99 seconds.

tim:hey billy, you see that oldmanfuckith99?

billy:sure do tim

by kaykizzle and melizzle November 29, 2003