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The 'Ol Stretcheroo

When you pull your pants down and stretch out your flaccid cock in front of a friend. Pulls should be done with no more than three fingers and start only at the head of the cock so that your friend can pellucidly see your pencil-thin shlong stretched out across the room. Optionally, as a variation, you may lean slightly back, bending your knees and yell "YEAHH" while nodding your head up and down .
Joe mistook Jamal's shlong for a piece of black licorice when Jamal was having his time with the 'Ol Stretcheroo. This explains a lot about Jamal but I still don't know where my bike is.
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Ol' Texan

This is an oral sex move performed by the nostrils. You put the clit in one nostril and close the other with your finger. You then blow as hard you can like you are blowing your nose without a tissue. You can also suck in to get that Rasberry affect going on. It feels just as good as a wand vibrator but with more settings.
"Girl, he took me back to his place and gave me an Ol' Texan, I havnt nut like that in years"

"I sneezed on my girls pussy last night, she thought I was given her an Ol' Texan"
by ButChugNugs April 20, 2022
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'ol laid

Means "mother" in Ireland, typically used in Cork slang.
"C'mere to me lad, I saw your 'ol laid last night and she was savage."

"How's your 'ol laid? I heard she's up the walls with work!"

"My 'ol laid got laid last night, he laid it into her while she layed!"

"The 'ol laid got the dole today, she'll be on the jar tonight I'd say!"
by CorkBoi101 June 2, 2010
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Ol' Larry

A little blue pickup truck. The name just fits.
Well I'm here now! Wanna go for a ride in Ol' Larry?

Good thang I had Ol' Larry around! We'd still be stuck in that mudhole!
by Papazpizza2 November 22, 2019
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The Ol' Hanshaw

When you leave a city for good and somehow keep ending back up there.
Joshua was sick of Hemet and decided to leave for good. Only to find himself back in Hemet a year later. Little did he know, he'd be doomed to pull The Ol' Hanshaw for the rest of his life.
by AnalUrinator April 7, 2021
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cripers ole

Expression of extreme fear, annoyance or frustration
Cripers ole John, you could have blown up both of us with that dynamite

Cripers ole Tom, you must have used a level with a bubble that was stuck, when you built that house
by Lionel_Twain September 30, 2020
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Ol lady

A female Love interest you can see yourself growing old with.
This is my ol lady.

I am about to take my ol lady out for our anniversary.
by KB@IlanA-Lesce’ February 28, 2022
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