Nuns Twat

Something that is very tight in the figurative sense, ie a bunch of musicians that are so good that their performance is bang on the money.

I went to see a great band tonight, they were as tight as a Nuns twat.

by Phillip Shilton April 10, 2011

nun good

not good

crakhedkyle: have you heard the news?
stonersteve: what news?
crakhedkyle: friedfuckfred is getting a divorce

stonersteve: well thats just nun good

by shitshackshay September 09, 2020

nun-renter

a lobwad, a spazblast, a daffy-twacker, a chunkblunter.

"I can't believe you're such a nun-renter."

by tarmac April 21, 2005

Dutch Nun

An all female 3-way-69

I went home with these two chicks and we Dutch Nunned for hours. It was so hot!

by TheDumpTruck February 03, 2021

dumb shit don't know nun

When you go and ask a question and they don't know it but it's a simple question

Hey mark whats 2\2?

Oh it's 8

Dumb shit don't know nun

Bro it's 1

by Myaaagotbandzz November 16, 2023

Nun's finger

Nun's finger refers to the lump on the middle finger from writing long papers with a pen. It's common among university students during their exam periods, especially MBA and medical students who have very long exams papers to write. It is thought to have come from a joke about nuns getting a similar lump, or rubbing sore from holding candles in a similar way to a pen but using them to pleasure themselves. There is also possible reference to the virginity of a finger, as the nun's finger syndrome is more common when the finger owner has not performed a great deal of intensive writing for some time.

As I am a computer programmer, I don't write with a pen any more I have a nun's finger from all my MBA exams.

by Mother superiority March 10, 2016

nun day

nun day is a special day for nuns who play among us and in are eight set and are dyslexic- blacks sus it’s mainly brown who’s a nun because there poo

happy nun day brown

by concrerewall44 October 23, 2020