rowing machine

1. Rowing Machine. Someone who "pulls" women or men with extreme regularity.

Guy 1 - Did you see how many numbers he got last night ?

Guy 2 - Yes, he is a straight up rowing machine.

by Vatrocities November 18, 2013

Singing Machine

A synonym for The All-Ohio State Fair Youth Choir

"Every year I have the privilege of directing this amazing Singing Machine"

by Mitchell G June 15, 2008

The Meme Machine

A 2006 flip phone with present day memes

Black Nigga: YO NIGGA YOU GOT THE MEME MACHINE? THAT SHIT MOTOROLA?
You: Ohyis

by TheAlaskanButter October 2, 2016

Beautifal machine

A car, boat, motorcycle, or other controlable motorized vehicle that makes you completely forget about any member of the opposite sex. Hopefully it's fast, and not a riced up piece of crap.

Child: hey dad! Look at that 240sx!
Father: yes son, it's quite a beautifal machine

by Stuart X March 29, 2010

Gum Machine

When someone has an unusually large gum line. Typically they are attractive at first, but when they smile you are turned off instantly.

guy #1 "Hey check out that chick, she's really cute."

guy #2 "nope, gum machine."

by zayzay November 4, 2008

murder machine

1)someone or something that literaly or metaphoricaly kicks ass

2) someone or something that causes great damage to anything it comes in contact with.

3) a large angery person who scares the shit out of you

4) a tremendously effective implement of destruction, usually a weapon

5) something someone declares themselves after kicking ass

stay away from that big guy over there, he's a murder machine

yo, that 1911 i just bought is a murder machine

(while standing over your half dead opponent) I Am A MURDER MACHINE!

by fuckov March 5, 2008

change machine

Change Machine, The
While fingering a girl you shove quarters in her vagina. You then proceed to bend her over, before she has climaxed, and fuck her in the ass. The pounding and her orgasm will result in change falling out of her vagina appearing like a change machine. For added effect, swipe a credit card in her ass before busting in it.

I pre-loaded my girl, then invited all of my friends over to show them my blonde change machine.

by BOS2000 April 27, 2006