Larry, the first time a girl hugs you, you're going to have a nerd-gasm and dolphin sneeze all up in your pants.
by SydneyValentine May 2, 2011

A turd that gets stuck half way out of your ass and won’t come out no matter how hard you push or squeeze
by lsduser2000 November 6, 2022

by wurtis April 19, 2014

endangered. that’s it. that’s all.
by lonely Christian June 5, 2019

A game popular in small towns, usually played in boredom. Played by talking about a topic for a minute without changing subjects or talking about magic or dolphins; the topics are Harry Potter, Seaworld, Twilight, and tuna.
by ladida17 June 14, 2010

Oh they just cleaned the porta potties at the job site, maybe I'll get lucky and get some dolphin kisses.
by SlipperySlippers August 13, 2019

The most amazing person in the world. Someone who is so incredibly talented, beautiful and smart. Someone who is sunshine on a cloudy day. A hero.
by Deal the Seal95 June 22, 2010
