Faux-CD

Someone who fakes having OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder). Some of these parasites say the the D doesn’t mean disorder. These people are turds. They think ocd means being a perfectionist. We gotta weeed em out.

Person 1: don’t move the chair. It’s sets off my OCD.
Person 2: don’t you mean faux-CD, cunt

by Lydtehsquid December 21, 2018

CDS

Can't do shit

My boss has CDS. He doesn't even know how to print a document.

Is she late? Does she have inspirational lines in her email signature? Or does she suffer from CDS in general.

I've been in bed watching netflix alone all day. I think I might have CDS.

by kaptein_hook September 4, 2018

Cd

A cd short for compact disc is an ancient relic used by literally everyone in the 2000s to store audio and mp3 files rather than using a tape

Look i got that jungle classics cd tha tg was just released

by Lord spacula October 31, 2022

Ginge CD

Canada Dry Ginger Ale.

“Yo bro, cop me a ginge CD in the gas station”

by Yehdude January 3, 2022

CD

nigga be wildin as a monkey in mortem
*monkey noises*
he'll do anything for a banana

cd: you have banana?
you: no?
cd: i will lie about 5-0'ing you in mortem uag uag uag

by apx_swishy January 6, 2022

CD or Compact Disk

A method of tricking a person into a deez nuts joke.

You: Hey dude, have you used a CD or compact Disk?

Friend: Do you mean the music kinda CD?

You: CD EEZ NUTS B###H

by mr deez nuts January 19, 2022

CD

Cooldown

The cooldown (cd) in games

by Llusty April 1, 2022