Nike

Nike is the most beautiful human being in this world. She is powerful, magical, and the cleverest Person I ever met. She knows everything and her brain is a blessing for the World. This is because shes got the power of being perfect. She is by far the most incredible biological creature.

Nike is beautiful, incredible and extraordinary.

by Blessingofearth October 16, 2019

Capping your nikes

When a person comes out with some hot new drip and you tell him to calm down

Shhheeeessshhh. you need to start capping your nikes or someone might steal yo drip

by dripping cock May 31, 2022

nike

this dude is so fuckin gay i die rn hep now xdddddd

person 1: "man nike is a nigger like wtf" person 2: "yes dxxdsjxddssdfsdf"

by fat ugly person January 18, 2018

Nike

To totally misunderstand a situation and to take action that is counterproductive.

"Bob decided to employ his drunk uncle to give the speech at the company dinner. Gee! What a real Nike that turned out ot be!

by Some other dude called Matt September 9, 2018

walking nike

someone who wears strictly nike clothes, shoes, etc and ONLY nike

bro your a walking nike, ever heard of adidas or puma

by the rizz god January 20, 2024

Nike pro

The phrase “nike pro” is often used in TikTok comment sections to say that something looks so good u wanna go crazy on it (sex)

Commenter: “Sophie rain nike pros”
Other commenter: synau blud

by Explaining person 95 June 29, 2025

black nike hat

A female owning or proudly wearing her Black Nike Hat tends to posses elite knob gobbling abilities far beyond those without such a cap.

“She look like the type a girl to wear a black Nike hat.”
“You know that black Nike hat a badge of honor for that exceptional neck.”

by Yung Cabbage April 22, 2022