New Jersey

Easton, Pennsylvania isn't the end of the world, but we can see it across the river.

You came from Jersey? I'm so sorry.

by Jersey makes me sick December 11, 2003

New Jersey

The Capital of Sicily (since the good Italians arent from Sicily); ie. The armpit of America. Known as the garden state because... well, they do... eh... Are in no way associated with anything beautiful and living!

I hate people (who are from _______)/ (who look like ______)/ (whose skin is ______)/ (who think that____)

by Paccali February 25, 2003

New Jersey

The crap strip of land separtating Pennsylvania and the beach. And thats about it.

"Hey man, you want to go to the beach?"

"Yeah, but we gotta drive through New Jersey to get there"

"Bummer"

by kingman91 June 13, 2007

New Jersey

Maryland's bitch.

NJ Guy: Heyy

Girl: Heyy where are you from?

NJ Guy: I'm from New Jersey, you?

Girl: Eww, get away from me...

MD Guy: Is this guy messing with you?

Girl: Yeah he is, who are you and where did you come from?

MD Guy: I come from the greatest land of all, Maryland,

Girl: MY HEROO

by JMUdukes August 24, 2008

New Jersey

Once its own state, New Jersey is now a territory occupied transplanted Staten Island and Long Island barbarians who were forced to leave their homes due to having too much money and overdeveloping their land. Over time, much of the state people's culture has been forgotten and replaced with that of the steadily increasing barbarian population.

"That kid has a horrible New Jersey accent and dresses like he is always going to the gym."

by Websterman August 5, 2012

New Jersey

What, so you think you're so special? (From Family Guy)

New Jersey is better known as the Garden State. However, it is officially known to have the most gangs and arrests (arrests apply in areas like Jersey City or any downtown areas). It is also the home of Atlantic City, the playground of rich people all over the wherever the heck you may be from to spend money on casinos and relax.

It looks as though New Jersey is peaceful. It is, as I see it!

by AThepro August 29, 2007

New Jersey

That state up in Yankeeland that is home to the nastiest city in the US...Newark. That, coming from a citizen of the greatest state in the US, TEXAS!

And, yes, I have been to New Jersey!!!

by Hallie Corson September 28, 2004