courtesy napkin

That useless little scrap of paper wrapped around your ice cream cone/coffee cup/fish sandwich/etc. It's absolutely useless except possibly as toilet paper, but it shows you that the food people care.
I've got ice cream all over my hands now, thanks to that stupid courtesy napkin.
by littlebleu August 15, 2010
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napkin dream

When home boy writes something down on a napkin that is going to change his life the evening before when the powder kicks in, and blows his nose with it the next morning when he wakes up before throwing it away and never coming back to it.
by YourBrotherInLaw November 17, 2016
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Ass napkin

A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.
I had such bad itchy rats ass during work today I had to put in an ass napkin!
by Hor hickie doger November 11, 2021
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Ass Napkin

After a healthly bowl movement i daintily wiped my cornshoot with a genrous supply of ass napkins
by Monty Burns January 27, 2024
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Emergency napkin stash

A collection of napkins, often from various fast food restaurants, stored in the center console of an automobile for use in emergency contingency situations.
I sneezed and spilled my coffee, so I reached into my emergency napkin stash.
by RoundenBrown December 05, 2019
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fold a napkin

Spreading large labia one at a time to each side.
Man I had to fold a napkin to get to the main course.
by Fastfrigate March 16, 2018
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Taser Napkin

Look at them Taser Napkins swimming by.
by FaZe_Burnana May 22, 2022
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