When home boy writes something down on a napkin that is going to change his life the evening before when the powder kicks in, and blows his nose with it the next morning when he wakes up before throwing it away and never coming back to it.
by YourBrotherInLaw November 17, 2016
When a cat poops on you cheek when you are sleeping and then lays on your face and you wake up with poop stain on your face. Aka brown napkin
Yo bro! I woke up with a brown napkin this morning. Fuck my cat, I should have let Mark the Asian eat him...
by CockMonster101 July 28, 2015
by barnacle jow January 17, 2011
A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.
by Hor hickie doger November 11, 2021
by Monty Burns January 27, 2024
An Xbox Live player who frequently plays RTS games, and is actually a member of a clan based off of an RTS game known as 'Command & Conquer' that originated shortly after the release of the fore mentioned game back in 1995. The clan he is a member of, worships the charismatic leader named 'Kane' of the evil forces known as 'NOD' and will usually be a very skilled player. Although many of the games this person has not played, this person, as most of their clan do, will usually pick the game up in a matter of moments, and be outplaying even the seasoned pros. Watch out for his tricks, he is known for being very misleading and WILL take advantage of a situation as soon as the opportunity arises.
Player: "Oh f, how did u know i was going to be there?"
SF napkin: "HA HA!! I was always watching, i am always watching."
Player: wtf man
SF napkin: "HA! you cant hide anywhere, so just come out and this will end quick....."
SF napkin: "HA HA!! I was always watching, i am always watching."
Player: wtf man
SF napkin: "HA! you cant hide anywhere, so just come out and this will end quick....."
by xboxliveperson August 14, 2010
by 3rayif November 28, 2016