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Noob

Noob: a beginner, ignorant git, bastard, idiot. Although once used as an insult, nowadays it is commonly thrown out in chat for no apparent reason.
Noobs are no to collect in 'tribes'; and unorganized group of noobs who chat, horse around, and generally cause minor chaos. Often use 'Noobish Language' which consists if numbers in the place of letters, improper grammar, and vulgar slang. Often noobs accuse fellow noobs of being noobs, which start 'Noob Scuffles' in which the noobs argue over who is better at no scoping, who is noobier and who has more 'skillz'. You'll find large concentration of them in Hack Forums, Minecraftcraf, Halo, and other shooting games.
Often referred to as n00bs, newbies, newbs, and stupid.
*EXAMPLE OF NOOB SPEAK:
Noob: h3y doods wuzup im so g00d at sh00tin watch m3 k1ll th1s lozer
(Hey dudes, what's up? I am so good at shooting; watch me kill this loser.
Person One: I just killed a dude using my knife! He didn't even fight back!
Person Two: Ha, noob!
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Noob

A person who is new at something, or a person who annoys you and you just want to say noob.
STOP YOU NOOB!
I'm a noob at this.
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Noob

An inexpierenced player in the online gaming community.
You're such a noob, stop shooting your friend!
by loljkroflomg June 23, 2011
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Noob

Someone inexperienced to a point which is insultable by other, more experienced people. Usually used in chatrooms, videogames - particularly FPSes, and other locations by people who spend too much time in aforementioned cyberspaces. Also: Newb
Noob: Dude, I got a rocket launcher! You all gonna diiiie!
*BLAM*
Pwnr: LOL, owned.
by Kyle Joyce March 6, 2008
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Noob

To be given a job and not be very good a it, tends to pis people off which are good at the job.
Jonathon was given the task off saving the world. Shame he was a noob or everyone would be happy.
by gggaggdggsggaggsgag May 10, 2009
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an unexperienced person.
usually a term used in online gaming.
Sanktuarymerchant is such a noob!
by lilchristiano January 8, 2009
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noob

an absolute retard who spends most or all of his time on a netgame or forum, acting dumb and irrational.
Occasionally confused with "newb" which is a person who is new to a game, a noob/n00b/nub/nubz0r may be very familiar with said game, but because of his total lack of an IQ still suckx and refuses to admit so.
Noobs may also continuously spam or annoy people with their idiotic nerdspeak "1337 or n00bish" thus leading them to be banned, squelched, or ignored entirely.
Many noobs also lack friends, people who care about them, the ability to speak normally, and a life in general.
noob: LAWLAWLAWLAWL I PWN JOO!!!!!1!!!1111ONE!!
person: do everyone a favour and stop breathing

(look up elementalkirby on youtube, primary example of noob)
by kingofcupcakes September 9, 2007
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