mutually assured

A term expressing an expectation of reciprocity. If event A happens, then event B will certainly follow. Most commonly used in the phrase "mutually assured destruction," which posits that the best defense against a nuclear-based attack is the threat of a "mutually assured" retaliatory nuclear-based attack...although the term can be applied to events less earth-shakingly catastrophic.

"If I go down on you, it damn well better be mutually assured that you'll be sucking my cock afterwards."

by lexicographer September 15, 2003

mutual nonfriends

A term only stupid cunts are allowed to use when they have a penis and don't know what to do with it

According to the cunt, she and Moses are mutual nonfriends because she has a dong.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

mutually assured destruction

A type of unit in Command & Conquer Red Alert

"I'd biuld a MAD tank but they're so damn expensive"

by AHHHHHHHHH September 24, 2003

mutually assured destruction

Basically a Mexican standoff between prominent countries that possess nuclear weapons and have different polictical agendas. Causes the entire world to be gripped in a sort of doomsday fatalism. Also results in peace talks to boil down to a pissing match in which each side takes a "I'll-throw-down-my-gun-if-you-throw-down-your-gun-first" attitude.

In "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" the apes may have survived if they had thier own nukes. The mutant humans wouldn't have used thier nuke because of fear of mutually assured destruction. Which didn't matter anyway, because they all ended up dead, like a bunch of pork rinds.

by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003

mumuma

Something that is very beautiful, cute, and tiny.

Oh, my, god! That is quite mumuma.

by Huchiguchiyayaya April 20, 2008

Mutual Awesomeness

an awesome bond shared between an awesome girl with the name Ellis(a big raging dykeasaurus), and a chinese transvestite, preferably named Dominic(an awesome kid who isn't where he belongs), of which both of them have equal input'

Look at those two over there, they must be experiencing Mutual Awesomeness.

by chinesetransvestiteandhisbuddy December 15, 2008

Mutualness

Means the same as mutuality but more correct for internet users.

Enjoy the mutualness of a friendship or a relationship, give and take.

by troyboy4life April 16, 2012