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Musket Feet

"Musket Feet" derived from a style of snowboard pants. It is known when the lower cut of the pants (normally tighter pants), opens up more than the rest of the pant, much like Bell-Bottoms. The shape of the bottom of the pants creates a 'Musket-like' look to them. Muskets...like the gun.
"Dude check that whack style that bro has, he's got some mad Musket Feet."
by JoshVman March 30, 2009
mugGet the Musket Feetmug.

Michigan Brown musket

When you go upsidedown and get eggs Benedict shoved into your asshole by a musket loader rod
I got Michigan brown musketed by my bf/gf yesterday
by Musket man January 30, 2025
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Three Musketeers

One of the worst cards from the game Clash Royale by Supercell. If you use this you are probably bad at the game. The reason to why it’s bad is that, when you fireball it the Three Musketeers die. Some people call it a “walking negativ elixir trade” Some advice... Don’t use it. You will lose all your friends.
Player 1: What’s your favorite card in Clash Royale.
Player 2: Three Musketeers.
Player 1: Goodbye my friend , I hope you die.
by CroatianDude The G October 5, 2021
mugGet the Three Musketeersmug.

load the musket

When you're engaging in anal sex with a chew/dip and. Pull out, pop it in and continue as normal.
by Yoté June 18, 2020
mugGet the load the musketmug.

Beef Musket

Noun weiner...especially when erect typically used with reference to male dominance. (Plural) Beef Muskets
Tommy has been shooting his fuggin Beef Musket at whatever walks no wonder it burns and he has kids.
by MaddHatterz June 29, 2025
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Tuna musket

When you pack chunk light tuna in the tip of a penis with a sounding rod to later be ejaculated as a means of entertainment
I'm gonna load up the tuna musket to surprise the wife tonight
by Kingcaveman1 July 24, 2025
mugGet the Tuna musketmug.

Mexican Musket

A cautionary tale about post Mexican food anal sex resulting in a jalapeno seed lodged in your dick hole causing irritated Mexican Musket!
by Littledick69 May 29, 2020
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