The most beautiful man you will ever lay eyes upon. An absolute model. Anyone who happens to cross paths with him must bow down in respect. Disrespect him and you'll surely regret it.
-Paws: 10/10 Softness, 100/10 Toe Beans
-Ears: 10/10
-Sheep Tummy: 1000/10 (A little chunky)
-Tail: 12/10 Fluffy
-Looks: ♾/10 (An absolute MODEL)
-Personality: Unratable, he's like no other
-Balls- Gone. (Rip)
Again, this man is an absolute model, his hair is undeniably soft and luxurious. He's ready to strike a pose anywhere anytime, it's quite awe-inspiring. His charismatic personality and clear-cut looks will surely capture the hearts of those around him. Additionally, he has a mysterious phobia of tissues. Moths are the best snack, according to Murmas, though he occasionally enjoys a cheese bricc. This heptalingual man knocks the socks off everyone just by his mere presence.
His hobbies may include but are not limited to; Biting ass
Note: The name Murmas originates from Murma, an ancient Africian voodoo belief in which your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes. But luckily, it will return within 6-12 months. If not, its said you are to stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
-Paws: 10/10 Softness, 100/10 Toe Beans
-Ears: 10/10
-Sheep Tummy: 1000/10 (A little chunky)
-Tail: 12/10 Fluffy
-Looks: ♾/10 (An absolute MODEL)
-Personality: Unratable, he's like no other
-Balls- Gone. (Rip)
Again, this man is an absolute model, his hair is undeniably soft and luxurious. He's ready to strike a pose anywhere anytime, it's quite awe-inspiring. His charismatic personality and clear-cut looks will surely capture the hearts of those around him. Additionally, he has a mysterious phobia of tissues. Moths are the best snack, according to Murmas, though he occasionally enjoys a cheese bricc. This heptalingual man knocks the socks off everyone just by his mere presence.
His hobbies may include but are not limited to; Biting ass
Note: The name Murmas originates from Murma, an ancient Africian voodoo belief in which your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes. But luckily, it will return within 6-12 months. If not, its said you are to stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
"Murmas brought me sunshine when I only saw rain, he brought me laughter when I only felt pain."
"I don't think you could meet anyone quite as angelic as Murmas"
"Damn that Murmas is a real ass biter, ugh"
"Have you seen his new modeling pics? Omg they're so hot!"
"I love Murmas!"
"I don't think you could meet anyone quite as angelic as Murmas"
"Damn that Murmas is a real ass biter, ugh"
"Have you seen his new modeling pics? Omg they're so hot!"
"I love Murmas!"
by ynn&pikole July 9, 2020
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I wish I was Murooj!
by OnlyTheTruthAlways December 4, 2020
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An actually smart person: not cooler than murdockstan13
An actually smart person: not cooler than murdockstan13
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Get the murdockstan13 mug.A song on K-Os's album Joyful Rebelion. A song used to criticize the current state of the hiphop scene.
Mark says "Look at that fiddy cent, he's all about the cash flow, scheming for number one, he won't last though."
Tod says "You're right, it's emcee murdah"
Tod says "You're right, it's emcee murdah"
by Ashley Wanters August 23, 2006
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#WILLSUCKDICKFORVBUCKS
ALSO HAS NO MATES BUT IS SO SOCIALLY INEPT THAT HE THINKS THE PEOPLE WHO REALLY HATE HIME ARE ACUALLY HIS FRIENDS AND PESTER THEM, AND EVEN AFTER CONTINUOS VERBAL AND PHYSICAL ABUSE TRYING TO GTE HIM TO PISS THE FUCK OFF HE STILL THINKS PEOPLE FUCKING LIKE HIM. I MEAN LIKE HE FUCKING ENJOYS FIFA AND THINKS IT IS A GOOOD GAME. I MEAN LIKE ITS A GAE GAME. IF YOU TAKE THE M OUT OF GAME IT IS GAE. DO I HAVE TO SAY MORE. I HEREBY REST MY CASE
FUCK OF MAX MURRAY!
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ALSO HAS NO MATES BUT IS SO SOCIALLY INEPT THAT HE THINKS THE PEOPLE WHO REALLY HATE HIME ARE ACUALLY HIS FRIENDS AND PESTER THEM, AND EVEN AFTER CONTINUOS VERBAL AND PHYSICAL ABUSE TRYING TO GTE HIM TO PISS THE FUCK OFF HE STILL THINKS PEOPLE FUCKING LIKE HIM. I MEAN LIKE HE FUCKING ENJOYS FIFA AND THINKS IT IS A GOOOD GAME. I MEAN LIKE ITS A GAE GAME. IF YOU TAKE THE M OUT OF GAME IT IS GAE. DO I HAVE TO SAY MORE. I HEREBY REST MY CASE
FUCK OF MAX MURRAY!
"MAX MURRAY FUCK OUT OF THE ROOM AND FIGHT LUKE MATE"
"why do i have to get out im mates with you guys"
"why do i have to get out im mates with you guys"
by I LIKE THICK CHODEZZ July 2, 2019
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Person 1: I didn’t even shoot at him, i shot the metal and a bullet bounced of and hit him.
Person 2: He aimed straight at me and shot me in the stomach.
Person 3: Murder on my mind, Mind on my Murder. Stop lying, what happened.
Example II
Person 1: I will help you to become famous.
*Next day*
Person 1: No, get away from me, i never said i would help you.
Person 2: Stop pulling a Mind on my Murder shit. You said yesterday you would.
Person 2: He aimed straight at me and shot me in the stomach.
Person 3: Murder on my mind, Mind on my Murder. Stop lying, what happened.
Example II
Person 1: I will help you to become famous.
*Next day*
Person 1: No, get away from me, i never said i would help you.
Person 2: Stop pulling a Mind on my Murder shit. You said yesterday you would.
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