Mattress muncher

A "Mattress muncher" is predominately male and of the same sex perswation, having said that its not totaly necessary as long as one male or female is face down munching a mattress with something hard entering a lubricated hole, it could be any hole as long as there is a mattress and a person face down in that mattress.
She was face down taking it hard from behind, she was "mattress muncher" or more commonly used, Elton john, what a "mattress munching" homosexual. Not to be used solely in a negative way but to explain a certain style, having said that its a good cuss, piss off you matress munching bell end, possibly from the Brighton area in the uk.
by Witmond April 14, 2013
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jollibee muncher

a term against filipinos as jollibee is attracted by many filipino people
Person 1: i'm from the philippines
Person 2: oh so you're a jollibee muncher?
by basement.999 October 08, 2022
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clit-muncher

someone who pours cheerios on a womans clit and then eats it
oliver is such a clit-muncher
by nanaaaahurfhuju July 04, 2013
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nigga muncher

"He was a total nigga muncher"
by Niglet Charcoal March 24, 2016
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crumb muncher

children from a single mother (that you want to date)
Sally's got crumb munchers, they are eating up everything!
by KonChaang August 08, 2008
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doughnut muncher

A rotund, often wheezing, overweight policeman (or cop), made famous purely on the urban legend that Dunkin' Donuts has never been robbed because it is frequented by so many doughnut munchers.
God damn thats a fat doughnut muncher, at least if he falls off his crotch rocket he carries his own airbag.
by el3nch November 01, 2006
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