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Mount Crapatoa

A bowel movement so monumental as to make a monument to itself in the toilet by collecting so much fecal matter that an island is formed in your porcelain bay
Been on a diet of fish and chips the last few days. This morning I thought I’d broken the toilet. As I leave and breathe, Mount Crapatoa was standing proudly in me toilet! I was kinda proud of it, actually .
by M. Fury October 5, 2023
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mount olive

Where people think owning a jeep is a personality trait. This sophmore group think they are the shit for being friends with a guatemalan refugee who was held back and will be turning 18 next year. They also post photos of other people’s boyfriends and have no personality they have to steal the junior classes.
You moved to Mount Olive? Go back to where you came from.
by soccerfifacup117 May 27, 2020
mugGet the mount olivemug.

mount stupid

A steep and often crowded mountain surrounded by the desert of ignorance and the valley of despair and very far after the forest of wisdom
He's trying to look clever, still hanging around mount stupid in life
by crl__ October 16, 2021
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Mount Pooji

Like the Japanese mountain that has much of its base below water with only it's crest visible on land, Mount Pooji is when you take such a huge shit that it fills the entire bowl below the waterline and breaches the water like a majestic orca.
Jack: Sam what in holy hell did you do to my toilet, there was shit everywhere.

Sam: Made a Mount Pooji. You're welcome.
by MountainGoat6D9 May 2, 2021
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mount comp

shit school

full of fags

floors smell of dust and bread crumbs
"what school do u go to?"
"ah mount comp"
"is it good?"
"is it fuck"

M.b❤️❤️
by Mbunney2255 December 8, 2022
mugGet the mount compmug.

Mount Vesuvius

When you shotgun a red bull or monster energy drink during the act of masterbation
The last time I was yachakin' I tried a Mount Vesuvius
by Ballsdeep07 May 2, 2018
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Mount Washmore

That giant pile of clothes on your bedroom floor waiting for you to do laundry.
Yeah he was going to scale Mount Washmore today
by Crusty Knight March 22, 2011
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