bigger than a motherfucker 

its all units of measurement...from nothingness to infinity...all depends on the pitch when saying;;;;;;;

damn that ass bigger than a motherfucker.. ..damn your bank littler than a motherfucker..

bigger than a motherfucker by InsaneMichaelShane April 2, 2015

Chillin' like a motherfucker 

The next level of chilling, or the intense version of chilling. Chilling so hard you might as well be on the bottom of the ocean. Not just sitting in a chair conversing with friends. Slouch down, shut your mind off, and sit there like a fucking rock. Best done in a big ass armchair. Eventually, someone will ask if you're spacing out or some shit, and you know what to tell them. "I'm chillin' like a motherfucker."

Katie: Ed, what are you doing?
Ed: *comes out of stupor* What?
Katie: Are you asleep?
Ed: Hell no. I'm chillin' like a motherfucker.

Chillin' like a motherfucker by neo! January 13, 2010

Fail To The Motherfucking Whale

A fail so big, it doesn't even fit on the richter scale.

therefore, guaranteeing an almost certain death.

or something along those lines.

person1: *accidently steps off a roof, which is about 123897401932874 meters high* AHHHHHHHHH

person2: FAIL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WHALE

Fail To The Motherfucking Whale by thisismyname:):) October 3, 2009

Stupid motherfucker 

George W. Bush

Wow that stupid motherfucker has an agenda of his own.

Stupid motherfucker by Dino P. December 5, 2003

Fucking shit, motherfucker! 

1. Exclamation of frustration most commonly used when unable to accomplish a relativly simple or mundane task.

2. Realization of common knowledge.

I just got home from work, and found my wife fucking some other dude, so I yelled, FUCKING SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER!

Fucking shit, motherfucker! by mattstud36 December 25, 2003

off my koolade motherfucker

get off the bitch i've been flirting with

yo get off my koolade motherfucker

off my koolade motherfucker by sploogey McSplooge August 18, 2003

gayass motherfucker 

Combines a derogatory word for homosexuals (gayass) with a general-usage insult (motherfucker) to form the versatile phrase gayass motherfucker.

Gino is one gayass motherfucker.

gayass motherfucker by DirkD January 24, 2007