What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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A Nasty Moses

Anastomosis: medical term meaning the connection or joining of two tubular structures.

A penetrative sex act where the receiving partner has a colostomy or ileostomy. The penetrative partner then fucks the anus (blind pouch) while reaching down and eating out the ostomy. Fingering the ostomy is accepted for half points.

Can be reversed by performing a Philadelphia Sidecar while simultaneously eating the ass.
" did you hear about Charlene's accident? She's lucky to be alive but she has to shit in a bag."

" Of course I heard. I called her last night to schedule her a nasty Moses."
by Harry.Manback August 26, 2024
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Moses of Goshen

An alternative to saying “Jesus Christ” when expressing pain, surprise, discontent, and/or exasperation, typically uttered by members of the Jewish faith.
“They are late again?!? Moses of Goshen!”
“Moses of Goshen that hurt! I just stubbed my toe!”
“Moses of Goshen! He left the dishes in the sink again?!?”
by rfc723 December 02, 2021
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Moses Moment

The psychological response by black Americans (or other African descendant) upon learning their true identity as a Hebrew Israelite (i.e., biblical descendent of the children of Israel) resulting in an anger response towards their oppressors. The length and intensity of this response varies per person, which may be impacted by the level of their oppression.

See Exodus 2:11-12 for Moses’s story of slaying the oppressor of “his people.”

Term loosely based on cartoonist Aaron McGruder’s “N*gga Moment”: "A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male; causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner, i.e. like a n***a." --Huey Freeman, first definition
Jason had his Moses moment after watching a video on YouTube.
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Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
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Moses Fart

To fart so aggressively while pissing that you cause your stream to part.
Holy shit!!! I just parted the yellow sea with this Moses Fart!!!
by Wallace Moon-Painter November 18, 2023
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