lovechild of a moose

n. a person who is of questionable birth and either extremely hairy or extremely ugly. Refers to the fact that some people look like they were fathered by a large hairy beast.

Bob looks like the lovechild of a moose.
"You lovechild of a moose! Shave your neck!"

by Sarah A H May 25, 2005

Bottomless moose

A bottomless moose is a sex act where a man puts his penis in between a woman's anus and vagina usually sex with a fat woman and he is fucking her taint rolls of fat

He gave her a bottomless moose and never touched her pussy or butt

by Lezy lizzy March 09, 2016

moose dick

A name for an extremely large penis. So large you wonder how the man doesn't fall over.

Jordan's penis is so big, I refer to it as a moose Dick.

by BNH201032 March 23, 2018

Moose Juice

Another name for alcoholic beverages, especially around children.

Your mommy drank too much moose juice last night, so she doesn’t feel good today.

by HM9 March 01, 2019

moose piss

The nasty, frothy, unfulfilling junk left at the bottom of a bottle of beer.

Joe: "Do you want the rest of my beer?"
Sydney: "Thanks, man"
Joe: "No problem"
Sydney: "What the hell? It's all moose piss"

by justinassk January 29, 2006

moose nuts

Egg size testicles that are large like those on a moose, especially a pair that is extra droopy.

person 1: Roscoe was tea bagging me the other day and his balls were so big they wouldn't even begin to fit in my mouth.

person 2: Oh, you didn't know he had moose nuts?

by The Tea Bagger December 21, 2010

moose caboose

a booty that's big enough to be hunted and hung on a wall

Cameron couldn't live without Amy's moose caboose. So he shot her, and hung that ass on the wall.

by 6cameron12 February 03, 2008