Metaphysical Mookie

A person who is way out on holistic, mystical, occult, alien stuff. Over the edge in Mysticism.

You and a friend are hanging and you see person walking around in a aluminum cap, holding a Tesla box, and you say "there goes a Metaphysical Mookie"

by liquidstardreamer August 22, 2011

mooie

hoser, psuedo pedant, computer geek, web dev, highly fussy and uptight individual, someone who dumps their girlfriend to focus on their art

That mooie you know from school charges way too much for his services

by Cujosan June 27, 2003

Mookie

One who is Boisterous, fearless, and always ready for a fight; not somebody you should mess with

Everybody's scared of her, she fights like a Mookie.

by Taterm6x February 28, 2014

Mootie

To have moist and wrinkly skin.

I was in the shower for too long and now my fingers are really mootie.

by Uncle Nebz December 9, 2013

Moonie

A devotee of the Unification Church, a somewhat creepy religious organisation run by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. Moonies are known for their shady practices, such as selling roses at airports and lying about who the money goes to. The Washington Times is proported to be owned by Rev. Moon.

A moonie tried to sell me a wilted rose at the airport.

by Alan May 14, 2004

Moonie

A member of the Fraternity of Galaxy.

Garrett is the best Moonie I know, he made galaxy-moonies.com

by Gab16 December 31, 2008

moonie doonie

A Moonie Doonie is a young boy who kidnaps old ladies and flies them to the moon to fuck for 12 hours and lock them in a crater in the moon, then visits monthly to repeat the process.

You better watch out for those Moonie Doonies patrolling the retirement home.

by Praelia259 June 1, 2017