A cock mooch is someone who mooches for the cock. They mooch around to get cocks, no matter what size, color, and cleanliness.
by Mjc2016 January 14, 2017
Get the Cock mooch mug.A woman (most often caucasian) that is not super hawt, nor is she hideously ugly, or fat.
Instead is rather ordinary, homely. Perhaps being 10-15 pounds overweight. Perhaps having excessive arm hair. Instead of a sharp female hourglass curve, she has a rather lax, lazy hourglass curve to her body.
Instead is rather ordinary, homely. Perhaps being 10-15 pounds overweight. Perhaps having excessive arm hair. Instead of a sharp female hourglass curve, she has a rather lax, lazy hourglass curve to her body.
Steve: "I wanna get with Lauren so bad..."
Eric: "Lauren? You got no chance. What about Amy? Amy wants your nutz."
Steve: "F-ck Amy."
Eric: "Amy's looks all right!"
Steve: "Yeah she looks ok, she's a typical moocow. I always get stuck with the moocows, though. Once in my life, I wanna hook up with a hawtie."
Eric: "You should be happy to get the moocows. Me, I only get the fuglies."
Eric: "Lauren? You got no chance. What about Amy? Amy wants your nutz."
Steve: "F-ck Amy."
Eric: "Amy's looks all right!"
Steve: "Yeah she looks ok, she's a typical moocow. I always get stuck with the moocows, though. Once in my life, I wanna hook up with a hawtie."
Eric: "You should be happy to get the moocows. Me, I only get the fuglies."
by Revenge Lee September 26, 2005
Get the moocow mug.1. A last resort insult that should only be used if the opposing arguer is a friend and you're not actually mad at eachother. Usually ends the insulting with laughter and/or confusion. Either way its pretty freaking funny.
2. A stupid person in a cute way.
3. A japanese dessert (moochi).
2. A stupid person in a cute way.
3. A japanese dessert (moochi).
1. guy 1 - Moron! guy 2 - Idiot! guy 1 - Loser! guy 2 - Buttface! guy 1 - Moochie!! guy 2 - ...WTF was that man?? *rolls on ground laughing*
2. Girl 1 - Dude, Martin just ran into that table!
Girl 2 - What a moochie.
3. Dang this moochi's good!
2. Girl 1 - Dude, Martin just ran into that table!
Girl 2 - What a moochie.
3. Dang this moochi's good!
by Manderina October 10, 2005
Get the Moochie mug.I couldn't enjoy my dinner today because bree was mooching off of me the whole time I was trying to eat.
by xxpaiig3x August 19, 2009
Get the mooch mug.by BALL54k March 14, 2011
Get the mooch mug.A shit talking, (typically caucasian) sexy, weld your mouth shut, badass waitress who may spit in your food if you piss her off! See below
1. Adorable.
2. Beautiful, gorgeous, smart, sexy, driven and funny.
3. Favorite color is purple.
4. Also likes green
5. Loves Jameson.
6. Not afraid to get dirty
1. Adorable.
2. Beautiful, gorgeous, smart, sexy, driven and funny.
3. Favorite color is purple.
4. Also likes green
5. Loves Jameson.
6. Not afraid to get dirty
Damn she was MooCow
by FloridaMedic June 24, 2016
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by Cassandra x3 July 31, 2005
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