Someone who is not to be trusted. If you are dating her she will control your very existence down to the shoes that you wear. She seems sweet but she is actually plotting your demise. She is anorexic and makes her children feel as though food is the devil. Food is not the devil, she is. She is just god awful and if you get the chance, run. Don't turn your back to her because she will stab it when she gets the chance. She is like a spider and you will get eaten if you fall into her web. OH wait, I forgot, she doesn't eat. She is the spawn of Satan and is on a whole new level of evil.
Person 1: Did you see that pale skeleton in a backwards jean mini skirt?
Person 2: Yeah, that's Monica.
Person 3: Hey! That's my wife!
Person 2: I'm sorry for your loss.
Person 2: Yeah, that's Monica.
Person 3: Hey! That's my wife!
Person 2: I'm sorry for your loss.
by FUNNYBUN June 23, 2016
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Latin derived from "One who has many men"
Unfaithful /Cheater/Adulterer
Slut/Whore/Used by men
Not to be trusted
Carrier of many sexually transmitted diseases
Jealous
Dope whore
Unfaithful /Cheater/Adulterer
Slut/Whore/Used by men
Not to be trusted
Carrier of many sexually transmitted diseases
Jealous
Dope whore
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That one shitty brazilian comic book series made in 1959 by Maurício de Sousa and then got some shitty christmas cartoon in 1976 and now we basically have this
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Manu: Hey dude wanna watch Monica and Friends?
Dan: Manu, i know you're a woman. But please, not because the show has a lot of girly moments doesn't mean i like it too. And then in 2013 got another series to celebrate the main character Monica who first appeared in 1963. A gif of the new series, Monica Toy will be shown below.
Dan: Manu, i know you're a woman. But please, not because the show has a lot of girly moments doesn't mean i like it too. And then in 2013 got another series to celebrate the main character Monica who first appeared in 1963. A gif of the new series, Monica Toy will be shown below.
by ThatDanFox February 19, 2023
Get the Monica and Friends mug.Monica, the biggest bat shit craziest person you have ever met. Yeah she seems harmless, loner even but don’t let that trick you. She’ll allure you with her outcast persona and drag you to the deepest pits of hell. If you are friends with a Monica watch your back. You’ll think you are the best of friends until she calls you a gay faggot and or a drug addict behind your back just to hang out with you the next day. Along with her ugly personality she displays the worst case of eczema all over her body. Therefore, leading her to use makeup were she uses the wrong foundation shade AND overlines and underlines her lips in a ugly matte lipstick that doesn’t suit her.
Monica: Quick give me a excuse not to hang out with them, they’re a bunch of weebs.
Monica: Dustin and Drew?No I would never hang out with them they’re big drug addicts
Monica: Dustin and Drew?No I would never hang out with them they’re big drug addicts
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