flying mongoose

A naked couple jumps out of an airplane with parachutes. The woman Jumps first, then the man. While the woman is in the air spread eagle, the man tries to skydive into the woman's vagina. Upon penetration, the woman opens her parachute, allowing for maximum orgasm. Veteran level. Do no try at home.

I planned a skydiving trip for my wife and I for our anniversary. We are going to do the flying mongoose!

by DatBoiardie September 16, 2017

The Mongols

The exception to every civilized nation in the world.

"Unless you are, of course, The Mongols."

by PooseyDecimator March 29, 2020

mongolito

mongolito means retard in spanish

spanish - hijo de la mongolito

english - son of the retard

by mellow loc June 2, 2007

Mongo Duke

When you gotta take a huge shit. Worst than diarrhea. Worst than pretty much every other shit in the world.

Bruh I gotta take a huge shit. Aww no it's. MONGO DUKE!!!

by MongoMeatball October 17, 2016

chug a mongoose

Australian says for "Drink a Beer".

G'day mates. Lets head over to the pub and chug a mongoose.

by kilrathi June 2, 2005

mongolian monsoon

A mongolian monsoon happens when you are having anal sex, and penetrating at a very high rate, so air gets trapped in the colon. You then flip her/him around, cum in the eye (causing the person to squint like an asian), and punch'em in the stomach, causing the person release a monsoon out of their ass.

I gave my girlfriend a mongolian monsoon last week and my friggin' room still stinks!

by marky's mark December 28, 2007

mongoloid

Term for a mentally retarded person. This used to be used to denote people with Down's Syndrome, and now is just generally derogatory.

That Matt Cancian is a real mongoloid. What an idiot!

by J Train April 17, 2005