Molester

What fucking a retard makes you.

And fucking a retard makes you a molester.

by Hym Iam February 10, 2022

Dad-Molested

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!

Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

molester-molester

someone who is attracted to child molesters and/or molests child molesters

I'm glad that Sabrina's a molester-molester, as there some guy who hurt my sister and i want to avenge my sister's soul.
Homeboy is molester-molester so Jeffrey (a child molester) better run.

by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025

molester-molester-molester

someone who molests those who molest child molesters (aka molester-molesters)

I hope the moletser-molester doesn't get caught by a molester-molester-molester

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025

Molestee Coalition

THAT is what this is.

Hym "Molestee coalition doesn't want to go to therapy for their gaping buttholes so INSTEAD, they are trying to make me lose everything, regardless of whether or not it gets your kids killed, but only because I said what I said about the mentally retarded sex offender who was placed in a group home rather than prison because he was ruled legally incompetent in a court of law and was participating actively in both the violation of my rights in the form of a workplace boundaries violation and workplace harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and ALL OF THIS before I even started writing. That it. Just molestees being molestees. AND LIKE NOAH, the rules don't matter to them they need to be exempt and you gotta let them do whatever they do or I guess you're fucking abusing them or something. 🤷 ♂️"

Molestee "It should have been HYM! HE should have gotten his butthole molested! Not me! I want him to suffer (Says Destiny the guy you let steal my identity to rape women after I said not to let that happen)!"

Hym "You want a tight butthole too, Steven, but I just don't need to suffer over the fact that you got your butthole molested. I mean seriously. WAY TO MAKE IT ABOUT YOU GUYS! Really! Reallyreally!"

by Hym Iam September 3, 2025

Butthole Molestation

THAT'S IT!

Hym "It was the butthole molestation bit! That's what you're offended by! Oh gosh-golly! There. See? I knew I'd figure it out eventually."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2025

Molestation

Where the FBI molests you, and then claims that they aren't even touching you, while admitting that they are definitely molesting you and laughing about it, but their mouth is still in your cock or their tongue is still licking your ass crack up and down.

It's molestation of the highest order if you are being molested and the FBI are laughing at you.

by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025