Dick Mitt

A minx of a vagina.

I'm 150 lbs and I can catch a dong whenever I want with this hot dick mitt.

by Vshizzle July 12, 2015

Mitt Romney

The most intelligent president in Manosphere history, serving as the POTM from 2012-2016, and 2024-2028. He was born in 1994 and was the youngest president elect in history, being 17 on his first inauguration on January 20, 2012. He was very notable for being unfiltered and far right. As of 2025 he is 31 years old and currently in office until January 20, 2028.

Mitt Romney is the greatest president the manosphere ever had.

by catsand07 July 28, 2025

slop mitt

A very hairy opened up like a cave overused probably from barnyard animals smelly nasty looking vagina.

Lenny Fr..d face is grotesque and her slop mitt is even worse,watch out you could lose a small city in there.Dont go in without a hazmat suit on.LOL

by Robbie Robinson January 25, 2010

both mitts

Slang for the combination of vaginal sex and anal sex in the same session, or at least in the same relationship.

He banged her in both mitts.

by slette July 20, 2017

dj the mitt

The act of spinning the pussy like a DJ spins the track but must be expressed in that form otherwise it's only fingerbanging.

"Hey bud what's up?" "Her and I just laid down I'm about to go DJ the mitt I'll catch you later"

by Dabailey March 15, 2017

Mitts

Man tits.

Boy howdy that boy got some mitts on him.

by AngeryPirate83 February 9, 2020

mitt man

“a hustler who uses religion and prophecy to con his victims, usually the victims are women”

Don’t take that dude serious, he’s just another mitt man

by BallHoggerOfDeath December 7, 2024