You know, that little mirror that you use to merge into other lanes? That kinds helps you but doesn't because sometimes it's to small but other times it makes you feel like a badass while driving down the road going 65 on a 35 with your Honda civic.
by Thatonetallmf November 24, 2021
Get the side mirrormug. When a man gets a handjob from his clone. It's a decidedly not-gay act (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Corey was feeling frisky, but had earlier broken both of his hands when he'd sat on them. So, he had his clone give him a Mirror Job, and was still heterosexual afterwards.
by CoreyLovesPaintball July 27, 2009
Get the Mirror Jobmug. I have been playing dodge mirrors since I gained 10 pounds. Since turning 50 I have played dodge mirrors!
by phyllisw July 9, 2009
Get the dodge mirrorsmug. by Starchylde June 1, 2016
Get the mirror~image wordsmug. When myspace users take pictures of themselves in the mirror to look cool, but are only embarrasing themselves.
They dont even have any consideration to wash their jizz infested mirrors off so we can see their faces.
They dont even have any consideration to wash their jizz infested mirrors off so we can see their faces.
Pookie - Dude, that frotch Jamie.. totally just ruined that pic with her toothpaste spit all over the mirror.
Parkay - Dude, i know.. its them damn red heads! stupid myspace mirror picture!
Pokie - Dude, guys... thats not nice.. she cant help that her crotch is on fire..lol
Parkay - Dude, i know.. its them damn red heads! stupid myspace mirror picture!
Pokie - Dude, guys... thats not nice.. she cant help that her crotch is on fire..lol
by Pookie, Porkie, & Pokie July 22, 2006
Get the myspace mirror picturemug. Eating breakfast on a mirror is a drug refrence, it means taking coicane when you have just woke up.
John: Hey, it's Amy Whinehouse!"
Tom: "She's had breakfast on a mirror!"
John: "Yeah, she's totally been Eating breakfast on a mirror"
Tom: "She's had breakfast on a mirror!"
John: "Yeah, she's totally been Eating breakfast on a mirror"
by cows float all the time October 25, 2008
Get the Eating Breakfast On A Mirrormug. Similar to Rock Paper Scissors, except more real. (Why does paper beat rock :) ?)
Laser beats Gun (melts the bullet, then gun, and hand), loses to Mirror (reflects off and back at Laser)
Gun beats Mirror (shatters), loses to Laser (above)
Mirror beats Laser (Above), loses to Gun (above)
Laser is displayed by pointing with index finger only, palm down (to eliminate cheaters from toggle from Laser to Gun)
Gun is displayed by pointing with index finger, and thumb up (traditional gun gesture)
Mirror is displayed by open palm facing opponent, similar to stop signal
Laser beats Gun (melts the bullet, then gun, and hand), loses to Mirror (reflects off and back at Laser)
Gun beats Mirror (shatters), loses to Laser (above)
Mirror beats Laser (Above), loses to Gun (above)
Laser is displayed by pointing with index finger only, palm down (to eliminate cheaters from toggle from Laser to Gun)
Gun is displayed by pointing with index finger, and thumb up (traditional gun gesture)
Mirror is displayed by open palm facing opponent, similar to stop signal
"Would you like to decide who eats the last Twinkie by playing Laser Gun Mirror?"
"Sure, let me finish my Fortnite round first though'
"Sure, let me finish my Fortnite round first though'
by Ultimate Carnage August 14, 2019
Get the Laser Gun Mirrormug.