When a man gets a handjob from his clone. It's a decidedly not-gay act (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Corey was feeling frisky, but had earlier broken both of his hands when he'd sat on them. So, he had his clone give him a Mirror Job, and was still heterosexual afterwards.
by CoreyLovesPaintball July 28, 2009
A girl That makes Sex noises Alot, and dances random dances in public. She Usually Tells people "no get the fuck out!" "Pero, Ayee" and makes her voice squeeky at the end of sentenses. she usually puts her butt on people. and she says " Ayee, Pa!"
by Chiedozie Onwuka May 24, 2011
I have been playing dodge mirrors since I gained 10 pounds. Since turning 50 I have played dodge mirrors!
by phyllisw July 10, 2009
by Starchylde June 02, 2016
When myspace users take pictures of themselves in the mirror to look cool, but are only embarrasing themselves.
They dont even have any consideration to wash their jizz infested mirrors off so we can see their faces.
They dont even have any consideration to wash their jizz infested mirrors off so we can see their faces.
Pookie - Dude, that frotch Jamie.. totally just ruined that pic with her toothpaste spit all over the mirror.
Parkay - Dude, i know.. its them damn red heads! stupid myspace mirror picture!
Pokie - Dude, guys... thats not nice.. she cant help that her crotch is on fire..lol
Parkay - Dude, i know.. its them damn red heads! stupid myspace mirror picture!
Pokie - Dude, guys... thats not nice.. she cant help that her crotch is on fire..lol
by Pookie, Porkie, & Pokie July 22, 2006
Eating breakfast on a mirror is a drug refrence, it means taking coicane when you have just woke up.
John: Hey, it's Amy Whinehouse!"
Tom: "She's had breakfast on a mirror!"
John: "Yeah, she's totally been Eating breakfast on a mirror"
Tom: "She's had breakfast on a mirror!"
John: "Yeah, she's totally been Eating breakfast on a mirror"
by cows float all the time September 11, 2008
Similar to Rock Paper Scissors, except more real. (Why does paper beat rock :) ?)
Laser beats Gun (melts the bullet, then gun, and hand), loses to Mirror (reflects off and back at Laser)
Gun beats Mirror (shatters), loses to Laser (above)
Mirror beats Laser (Above), loses to Gun (above)
Laser is displayed by pointing with index finger only, palm down (to eliminate cheaters from toggle from Laser to Gun)
Gun is displayed by pointing with index finger, and thumb up (traditional gun gesture)
Mirror is displayed by open palm facing opponent, similar to stop signal
Laser beats Gun (melts the bullet, then gun, and hand), loses to Mirror (reflects off and back at Laser)
Gun beats Mirror (shatters), loses to Laser (above)
Mirror beats Laser (Above), loses to Gun (above)
Laser is displayed by pointing with index finger only, palm down (to eliminate cheaters from toggle from Laser to Gun)
Gun is displayed by pointing with index finger, and thumb up (traditional gun gesture)
Mirror is displayed by open palm facing opponent, similar to stop signal
"Would you like to decide who eats the last Twinkie by playing Laser Gun Mirror?"
"Sure, let me finish my Fortnite round first though'
"Sure, let me finish my Fortnite round first though'
by Ultimate Carnage August 14, 2019