Microsoft hour

The arbitrary amount of time it takes to install Windows XP on your computer. Usually somewhere between 40 and 120 earth minutes

I need to reinstall windows. I'll be back online in exactly one microsoft hour.

Your computer will be ready in one microsoft hour and 30 microsoft minutes

by d4m4s74 August 22, 2012

microsoft blows nob

you're fuckin' a right they do.

Because of how they force windows 10 on every one of their customers, Microsoft blows nob.

by The Griffins August 2, 2016

microsoft painted

To a digital artwork that looks painted with feet.

Microsoft paint was the paint app included in Windows 1.0 with very basic tools.

"whoaaa what's that? Did you Microsoft Painted it ?"

by P3laton3 April 10, 2017

Microsoft

(Adjective) used to describe something minuscule size and simultaneous softness.

Yeah I heard Justin has a Microsoft dick...

Hot mom though

by Gunit300 January 20, 2017

Microsoft Meme

Best (worst) person ever

Guy 1: u know Microsoft Meme?
Guy 2: yeh, he da pinicl od Dank Meme

by Bobeo Ross September 7, 2017

Microsoft

Microsoft is a system developer. They create Windows operating systems.

I’m going to the Microsoft store to buy a computer!

by LonnieHarperLHC July 8, 2018

Microsoft

big chunk of fuckin spyware on your computer

Me: All right, I've turned my laptop camera off!
Microsoft: That's what you fucking think

by EngineerGaming April 7, 2021