Microwave

To microwave someone is to fuck someone

I’d let him microwave me.

by Allevant February 13, 2022

Microwave

A box you can cook or reheat food in.

Dude I put your hamster in your microwave!

by Microwave moment July 12, 2022

Microwave

it go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Person 1: *is asleep*
Person 2: *Turns microwave on*
Microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Person 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL F-

by MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBEEPBEEPBEE October 12, 2022

Microwaved baloney

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You are microwaved baloney

by Purpstar615 February 5, 2023

Microwave Dinner

An amazing roblox game everyone should play because it is very cool and good and cool :)

I LOVE MICROWAVE DINNER

by Dapper Floppa April 15, 2023

the microwave burrito effect

That feeling you have when bicycling in cold weather. Sweaty on the outside, yet somehow still cold on the inside.

The microwave burrito effect occurs when you ride up a big hill on a cold day and you want to take off your jacket because it's sweaty and sticking to you but you are still cold enough to keep it on.

by emilysmith2000 November 14, 2013

Swedish microwave

When a woman queefs in bed and pulls the covers over your head like a Dutch oven.

After sex with my boyfriend I gave him a Swedish Microwave.

by Nick Mortenson June 17, 2016