Former lead guitarist and one of the founding members of Mötley Crüe. Lives in Tennessee with his much younger gold-digger wife who is no doubt screwing the pool boy behind his hunched back. Is often regarded as the most well-behaved member of the band by people who don't know the truth, including the time he was arrested for fucking an 18 year old in the mens bathroom when he was in his mid 30's. Was a deadbeat absent father to his 3 kids, a severe alcoholic and opiod addict, has been married three times and has had numerous dysfunctional relationships because he isnt too bright and chooses social climber hoes to copulate with; though its safe to say his copulating days are now over. Hence why its ridiculous to believe his 40 year old ex model wife is with him for anything other than counting down the days to his death to grab his neglected children's rightful inheritance.
Was always weird looking, voted one of rocks ugliest men in his younger years; now geriatric and shrunken to a hunched 5'3, he looks like a ghostly pale version of the crypt keeper. Still managed to release a successful solo album in February 2024.
Was always weird looking, voted one of rocks ugliest men in his younger years; now geriatric and shrunken to a hunched 5'3, he looks like a ghostly pale version of the crypt keeper. Still managed to release a successful solo album in February 2024.
Who's that old guy with that department store mannequin? Oh that's just Mick Mars and his plastic "wife".
by BluntForceTrauma99 August 18, 2024
Get the Mick Marsmug. A pe teacher. A pedofile who will get a boner when he sees a female specimen running. Has a massive GYATT and poses like an annoying brat.
by nonn91 October 27, 2023
Get the Mr Mickmug. A real tool bag. Really doesn’t know what he’s talking about if it’s a person. Logically it’s someone who is a patsy in a situation
by PeepingDevin May 6, 2023
Get the Mickmug. A guy with an unsully small penis, but with a big heart. Probebly too big, yeah.. he will most likely die form an heartattacke. A few cases Micke's can come of as rude and not having really empathi for other's and don't really care's about anyone else's opinion exept his own. Micke's are usully also pretty much an hermit type of person that spends his days pretty much alone in his room but can enjoy walks to a store or getting out once in a while with a friend, if he have any ofcourse.
Yo man this dude have litterly spent all week home and it's pretty much impossible contacting him right now..
Yeah I know man hes being such an Micke.
Yeah I know man hes being such an Micke.
by Raadbunny December 11, 2016
Get the Mickemug. by krisnaishot69 October 27, 2019
Get the MIcKmug. by McHumdinger December 26, 2015
Get the frothing at the mickmug. by Daithi D June 5, 2023
Get the Mickedmug.