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Michael Jacksoning

Michael Jacksoning (into one’s pants) is a verb meaning that someone has to shimmy or wiggle their way into some tight or otherwise difficult pants.
“Ugh, these pants are so tight I was Michael Jacksoning into them.”
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Michael Jackson

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.
"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"
by I_love_applehead June 2, 2025
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Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki

King of America and Illuminati Michael Joseph Jackson 's Wife and Queen of America and Illuminati.
They got married many centuries ago and are still married even without modern wedding ceremony.

She is still his only wife and currently mother of three.

Both are still alive as they are God and his Wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is a queen.
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is God's wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is the only wife of God.
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Michael Jackson

A singer known as "The king of pop" but I also "The king of the kids" according to the documentaries I saw.
My friend: you know Michael Jackson right? The king of pop?
Me: And also the king of the kids? Because if so, then yes
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Michael Jackson

the demon who killed tanjiro’s family

HEE HEE
benji: what’s your favorite music artist? I like Michael Jackson.
demon slayers: and i took that personally
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