Puke-O-Meter

Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.

Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.

by Sprinkles The Death Dealer April 3, 2009

awesomeness meter

An imaginative measurement model used to calculate and provide the numerical value of a person's 'awesomeness' which ranges from two minimum and maximum levels (e.g. 1 - 100)

The higher the value on an awesomeness meter, the more 'awesome' a person is.

by Econometrician October 29, 2013

Kink-o-meter

a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli

guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer

guy 2: duh, well you are what you are

by beat_this_ April 24, 2015

Fuck-O-meter

A device used to read the amount of fucks someone gives about an object or event

The fuck-O-meter detected that Dave gave 0 fucks about his Spanish quiz

by Tekashi woof woof January 26, 2020

47 meters down

Best show everrrr! Watch it like....NOW! What are you waiting for STOP READING THIS ITS ON NETFLIX WATCH IT...sorry enough screaming but you really won’t regret it! Period Pooh.

Watch 47 METERS DOWN it’s a scary shark movie

by 47 meters down April 5, 2020

baker's meter

¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)

One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.

by aaroncv3 April 14, 2020

fuck-o-meter

a meter to measure iffu give a fuck or not.

“idgaf. the fuck-o-meter says so”

by and they were room mates. April 21, 2020