william maslin

He is Porn obsessed British teenager who pretends he knows memes when hes actually a bit of a normie and accuses other kids of being normies.

Fuck off William Maslin.
William Maslin, we need to talk about all that Latino porn you've been watching

by ALLUMINIUM SNACK BAR September 14, 2018

Pingus Malingus

Pingus Malingus is something that you can only say to your Friends when they are being annoying but smart little fucks. This is specifically not used when they have done a transgression that is virtually impossible to fix. In that situation you would call them a MF Pingus Malingus.

"Haha lol I put a dropper under your Minecraft chest into a extremely long rail and Redstone system to my base."
"You little Pingus Malingus I will find you and kill you."
"Lol I burned your diamonds in lava."

by DootDootGang May 24, 2019

Coconut malling

The process of getting coconut malled. Getting coconut malled is a meme on social media particularly tiktok and YouTube etc

I was coconut malling Brendan yesterday

by Sebastian hiney February 28, 2021

Trek marlin kids

Trek marlin kids are those mtbers who buy a trek marlin, and then call 1-3 ft drops massive. They usually think they are the best riders ever but in reality they suck. They also never take advice and think they know how to do everything. They also think trek is the best brand bikes and everything else sucks.

Trek marlin kids “Dude look at that massive drop” I just did”
Normal mtbers goes and rolls it bc it was 1 ft tall

by Epicmtber January 10, 2022

dirty Maxine

The dirty Maxine is when a woman necks a beer, smashes a siggy with her arsehole whole getting railed and then when she’s finished, butts the sig out in the males jap eye.

I took an alpha male home last night and gave him the dirty Maxine, to show him who is boss. :)

by D—Dogg March 10, 2023

mullet landing a marlin

A mullet landing a marlin is when the mullet (guy who is highly unattractive) in spite of the odds being stacked against him, lands a marlin (hooks up with an extremely hot woman). This phenomenon is comparable to catching a marlin and pictures are usually taken for proof and bragging rights handed out accordingly.

Joe: dude, Rick is such a fucking mullet. He has no idea how to talk to a woman.
John: Bro, Rick landed a marlin last week. have some respect.
Joe: Holy shit, a mullet landing a marlin. Thats fucking crazy

by IFuckingHateTexas February 10, 2014

maclin

A tribal form of ritual fuming involving either the grinding of seal testicles into a powder smoked in an elephant ivory pipe, or, speaking of elephants, the rectal rim of an elephant calf that has been blended and treated into a rubber-paste, burned to ash, then rehydrated and smoked in a cigarette.

a: "Jesus, you're gonna maclin? I thought that killing seals was bad!"

b: "I just ship in elephant rectum en mass so that I can do it and keep my job as an environmentalist

by Isidore2daMax March 1, 2012