A jaw dropping beyond badunkadunk gargantuan ass so large that it must be carefully navigated around. Similar to the wide load vehicles that take up two lanes. Always takes up 2 seats and usually the whole isle
1)Jimmy:How's your girl doin man is she losin weight?
Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job
Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?
Aaron:Yea its rough
2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats
Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job
Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?
Aaron:Yea its rough
2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats
by mcdizz November 27, 2009
Get the Gluttoneous Maximusmug. by ThePope January 19, 2005
Get the Boximus Maximusmug. *When a person is Maximally Onery to the BONE!
*Referring to a person who is SO Totally Unbelievably Onery!
*Can be used to refer to a humorous Adult but is most commonly used to refer to a young Child; generally from the ages of 1-5 years old.
*Pronounciation (Ah-n-re-Ah-So) (Max-i-mus)
*Referring to a person who is SO Totally Unbelievably Onery!
*Can be used to refer to a humorous Adult but is most commonly used to refer to a young Child; generally from the ages of 1-5 years old.
*Pronounciation (Ah-n-re-Ah-So) (Max-i-mus)
My little two year old Grandson is SO Totally Onriosso Maximus; you can see it in his EYES! You just never know what his next move is going to be!
by 1KoolNana! May 11, 2011
Get the Onriosso Maximusmug. by toilet integrated fridge October 11, 2018
Get the polodactylus maximusmug. by Simon Thulbourn June 9, 2004
Get the Skintus Maximusmug. A sexual maneuver involving sticking your little finger (which is known as the minimus) into your partners anus and fingering them furiously, until you injure or break your little finger. This is when you've reached the maximum fingering your little finger can do.
Guy 1: Dude, the minimus maximus DESTROYED my finger
Guy 2: Then why do you keep doing it?
Guy 1: 'Cause it keeps the lady happy, boi.
Guy 2: Then why do you keep doing it?
Guy 1: 'Cause it keeps the lady happy, boi.
by TDOUD June 15, 2017
Get the minimus maximusmug. by John Lease August 5, 2007
Get the Jagoff Maximusmug.