Max

He goes to school and then he has sex with every single girl in one day

Hey dude max had sex with every girl
Yeah I know

by Ryan is a buthole May 21, 2019

to the max

adv. phrase. All the way. In drinking, consume a whole keg. In sex, go to home plate. In parties, dance and drink and throw up.

John pushed that keg to the max.

by ALEXfromExeter August 21, 2005

maxxed

To max someone.
To shoot someone in the back from the train station.

Dat nigga jus maxxed me.

by hollabax January 14, 2005

Max

Cancer, autism, and AIDS in one single human being.

My name's max!
I wanna fucking kill myself

by Cantism69 September 12, 2016

Maxing

Eating mass amounts of food or mass amounts of drink really fast

Guy 1: (Chugging soda really fast)
Guy 2: Dude, you're totally maxing on that soda!

by spazzymcfool October 31, 2010

maxxed

to be heavily under the influence of an illegal substance, in particular marijuana.

e.g stoned, bent, smashed etc.

"yeh man.... MaXXed as hell..."

by Dolfz0r September 22, 2005

Max

Max is the saggiest dude you will ever meet. He has a 2.35 cm penis and he has no girlfriend and he never will. His parents never loved him because he was both a condom fails and an abortion fails. He obsessively Masturbates and obsessively does his hair, just before fucking his third cousin (although he doesn't live in Alabama). The reason he is lonely is that he is a morning sex person and no one loves him.

Person 1: Dude Jimmy is so Lame
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Max

by Adoption March 19, 2019