MANstrul Cycle

That period of time (usually once a month) where men are OVERLY bitchy.

Ex. My husband is being such an asshole....I think he's having his MANstrul cycle

by fenicheshawtybad November 22, 2011

Manstruation

When a man is having his “period.”

Glendolf is so emotional today. He must be manstruating. Manstruation is not his friend.

by Hootoohatty June 22, 2018

The IT Maestro

The person whose passion in life it to teach and show business how to best leverage technology to gain a technical avantage for their business

The IT Maestro implemented a new billing system for our business allowing our staff to focus more on selling new products and services than the billing function.

by The IT Maestro February 4, 2010

mansteak

the penis and the glorious areas that surround it

I totally wanna rub all up on Ian's mansteak

by GiYES May 24, 2008

manstrangulation

When a human with a penis commits or tries to commit suicide by tying a rope onto the soft penis head, under the ass crack, into the neck, then watches some filthy porn or something to get erected. Thus the erection causing the rope to tighten and choke or strangle the person to death.

Louis lost his construction job, and he was in a lot of pressure due to the bills, so he attempted manstrangulation, but he failed because his penis was less than 2 inches. Although he suffered minor cuts in his ass from the rope.

by Landlord666 April 10, 2009

manstronaut

An astronaut of the male persuasion.

"Did you know there have never been any women on the moon? I'm going to become an astronaut and go to the moon, that will be a punch in the testicles for all those manstronauts."

by Elle The Space Explorer March 12, 2007

Manster

a ugly, stupid, lying, cheating, manwhore guy.. only wants to get in your pants and will say anything his incomptent brain can think of to do so :)

One part Manning.. 99 parts Monster

"damn, i didn't know he was such a manster"

by greenpeppersteak December 26, 2011