She swung at me in the streets, that Mattie
by kinseydelbaggio666 December 10, 2022
Get the Mattiemug. A Matty Pratty 12 is a type of Male which has contracted Oseoporosis. Commonly found in Mexico and Hungary. These humans are only able to eat bull penis and sausage. 90% of all Matty Pratty 12's are Dimented and can harm eyes if seen. They also like people named Kiefer Theo and Peter. Although owning alot of gucci. Their networth is only 8.977668 GBP and their sense of smell can only pick up burger king foot lettuce
by Vellzii May 16, 2018
Get the Matty Pratty 12mug. Is a good-looking boy, Very smart and sporty. He is Popular for being the Greatest Boyfriend you can have.
Matti is the perfect boy for a one night stand ;-)
Matti is the perfect boy for a one night stand ;-)
by ××hotgirlblvck×× January 4, 2017
Get the Mattimug. A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz
by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024
Get the Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)mug. by Jackblk22 November 22, 2021
Get the Mattismug. Meaning: "Mute; Ain't Talking To You". Used in gaming and social situations, "Matty" simply means "butt out".
Mostly used in the context of when you're having a conversation, and a third party (regardless of affiliation) tries to force their way in / interject their opinion.
Mostly used in the context of when you're having a conversation, and a third party (regardless of affiliation) tries to force their way in / interject their opinion.
Bob: "I'm just saying, he had to do what he did to save face."
Dwayne: "He's a multi-millionaire! Suing to 'save face' makes him look like an a-hole."
Fred (a butt-sniffing interloper who only heard the last word of the conversation): "YeAh BuTt-..."
Bob: "MATTY!"
Dwayne: "MATTY!"
Fred (clearly confused by the new, 'hip-to-the-jive' terminology): ....
Dwayne: "...As I was saying, if a celebrity worth multiple-millions of dollars has to sue a 'parody artist' to 'make ends meet'...then they're dumb, and the whole thing is stupid.
Honestly, why did I make up some sort of convoluted scenario in order to post my 'new word' to a public website? What have I become? Is this life? or is this fantasy? (Ha! You thought I'd type / say something else there, didn't you?)
... Aaaaand I bet you're now singing that very song in your head right now, right?
...Oh, you have no idea what I'm talking about? Of course you do.
And so it has been written...
...and if you're trying to "@" me right now, 'Matty' bitches, I ain't talking to you.
Dwayne: "He's a multi-millionaire! Suing to 'save face' makes him look like an a-hole."
Fred (a butt-sniffing interloper who only heard the last word of the conversation): "YeAh BuTt-..."
Bob: "MATTY!"
Dwayne: "MATTY!"
Fred (clearly confused by the new, 'hip-to-the-jive' terminology): ....
Dwayne: "...As I was saying, if a celebrity worth multiple-millions of dollars has to sue a 'parody artist' to 'make ends meet'...then they're dumb, and the whole thing is stupid.
Honestly, why did I make up some sort of convoluted scenario in order to post my 'new word' to a public website? What have I become? Is this life? or is this fantasy? (Ha! You thought I'd type / say something else there, didn't you?)
... Aaaaand I bet you're now singing that very song in your head right now, right?
...Oh, you have no idea what I'm talking about? Of course you do.
And so it has been written...
...and if you're trying to "@" me right now, 'Matty' bitches, I ain't talking to you.
by Reavre October 8, 2022
Get the Mattymug. by Matty Egan November 27, 2017
Get the matty eganmug.