Mass Turbanation

The act of getting large groups of people to wear turbans. Not to be confused with masturbation.

Sam told everyone at school to wear Middle Eastern themed headware in an attempt at Mass Turbanation.

by NickFuckface January 2, 2012

duh-masses

duh-masses (noun) opposite of conspiracy theorists. believes everything the government and mainstream media tell them. proud not to be conspiracy theorists. sheeple.

most all the mainstreamers, most of the republicans, democrats and tea partiers and ANYBODY WHO USES THE ABUSE BUTTON for any reason BUT ESPECIALLY TO SILENCE OPINIONS, NEWS OR CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES THAT DIFFERS FROM YOURS.

From dictionary.com (pertaining to, involving, or affecting a large number of people) – “masses”

From dictionary.com (slang an ironic response to a question or statement, implying that the speaker is stupid or that the reply is obvious)- “duh”

thus forming the group “duh-masses”.

those conspiracy theroists are some critical thinkers, their theories are scary but i don't agree because i'm a mainstreamer and proud to be one of the duh-masses

by Rebels50 November 22, 2011

Mass murder

The solution to overpopulation

To prevent overpopulation, we need to commit mass murder

by Shrek the Justin June 10, 2023

Low Mass

The Sacrifice of the Mass without, chanting, music or incense. Limited ceremonies are used and there is usally only one server and a priest. These Masses are usally celebrated on weekdays.

Archbishop Bugnini got triggered about Low Mass because the congregation are not supposed to make responses.

by Skyrim550 December 15, 2021

Southwick Mass

Southwick is a small town in western massachusettes. Many different kinds of people live in this town but many enjoy the same hobbies. Most hobbies in a small town like this consist of dirtbikes,snowmobiles,atv, bicycles, or anything to use the land we have. People who wrote these other definitions of this town are mad because no one in the town likes them. This town is not a bad place to live at all. Life is what you make of it. Those people chose to make the worse of a small town. Most people smoke pot because there is not much to do. There are groups who make the best of this town by going on the congamond lakes, getting together on weekends, and riding vehicles on the trails we have. The school disrtict has come along way from where it was 10 years ago and most kids dont like it because the school is now serious. 10 years ago people were drinking and smoking in the parking lot before class. This town is full of small business's and its good to know people. Like anything else you can love or hate this town if hate it stop complaining about it and LEAVE! because you obviously dont belong or fit in here!!

smalltown hick town SOUTHWICK MASS

by southwick man March 15, 2011

southwick mass

im from southwick, and i happen to like smoking pot and eating bbq chicken pizzas from gigis. i also like drinking arnies and smoking more pot, i like riding dirtbikes and going to parties, and smoking pot. i dont say dode, or hey, or dode hey. i love drinking beer and fucking kinda hot chicks. if you dont like that... what are you gay?

yo, lets go get a blunt and order a pizza in southwick mass.

by chickenpotpie138 March 15, 2011

Western Mass

read: middle of nowhere

The western part of Massachusetts, considered anything past Worchester for the most part. Includes some small towns, but mostly trees and cows. The reaction to anyone from the good part of Massachusetts when asked if they have heard of a town in Western Mass is "Where's that?"

"No way, you're from Massachusetts? I was born in Leyden!"
"... Where's that? Western Mass??"

by Stovetop Joe June 20, 2012