Got married in the wrong garden

1. Their relationship was doomed from the beginning

Oh they’re fighting again? They got married in the wrong garden...

by Balloon66 May 9, 2021

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Marryed

You misspelled married. Are you dumb?

John: I just got marryed to Vanessa!
Paul: You mean married?

John: Yeah, my bad. Wait... How do you know that i used incorrect grammar? We are speaking in person!
Paul: *sweats*

by Dragonite Studios April 14, 2020

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What's it like being MARRIED to Dana White

OK... Now take your hand 🖐 And now slam it into your face 🤦 ♂️ That

Hym "What's it like being MARRIED to Dana White? 🖐🤦 ♂️😭 in 3 emojis."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

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Marrie Ellen is someone you would want to be your wife more than anything else in the world. She managed to fall down a flight of stairs with a platform halfway down, turn 180 Degrees and then fall down more stairs.

“Wow that chicks hot as fuck... but she’s nothing compared to Marrie Ellen

by Grant Hansen June 16, 2018

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Yazooy Al Marri

Yazooy Al Marri is a very hot, funny and bossy ass bitchh. She’s such a badass and a very amazing role model. She stands up to her friends and she’s attractive as fuck. She will never break ur heart and will be your partner in crime. If you are Yazooy Al Marri’s friend you are so lucky to even know Yazooy Al Marri.

‘ wow she’s such a yazooy Al Marri

by Ma7shy November 8, 2019

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