marry your fingers

masturbating; a more appropriate term to use.

We were on the phone together and both were horny. He wanted some action so he told me to marry your fingers. I did that until I had cummed.

by A$AP__S April 23, 2014

Chuck Fuck Marry

Another name for Fuck Chuck Marry.

Dude, let's play chuck fuck marry.

So who would you out of Fatty Goggles, Esther and That Clown footed girl?

Oh dude, that's just wrong!

by thatguy248 December 10, 2011

Marry your friends oc day

U like your friends oc(original character)?well use this day marry them,June 1st marry your friends oc day

You:I I’m gonna marry your oc

Friend:What no you can’t

You:yes I can it’s marry your friends oc day

by Eggy eggs May 31, 2021

Marri

the cutest person ever! they are so sweet and draw you pictures <3
they often care for you, and always want to keep you happy!
if you ever meet a marri, keep them close to you! 🐰🍀

did you see marri's new post? they're so cute!

by keigos March 7, 2023

Marry

Marry is a girl who is misunderstood by many. Once you get to know her she is very smiling, her energy is a radiating light. She is full of bloom and charms. She loves to smile a lot. She is a very positive cheerful girl. Marry is a person who you can always be happy and trust around. She is a girl who will not judge. She is full of many hidden charms.

Marry is a girl who can light up a room
Marry is a smiley person

by Lovenshine November 20, 2023

Married Goggles

This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)

Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.

by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016

Platonically married

When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.

"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"

by kermitjuice November 3, 2021