Bob Marley Kid

A kid who after the first time he tries pot buys a bunch of bob marley shirts and listens to bob marley music and acts like weed is his life.

Me: "Hey whats up"
BMK: "Jah mahn tis what be good in jamaca"
Me: "STOP DOING THAT! YOU ONLY DID IT ONCE YOU ARE TOTALLY BEING THE BOB MARLEY KID"

by Fluffxoxoxoxx October 14, 2008

Marley

a geek or a nerd that thinks he is all that or he may just be a pain in the ass dog. Loves attention and maybe sweet, sometimes. Can be funny at times.

Dued he is such a Marley!

by belldandy199465 December 1, 2009

Dirty Marley

In the act of performing oral sex on a person with with public dreadlocks, the receiver places a small amount of cocaine (or a "bump") on their genitals above their dreadlocks so the person performing fellatio or cunninlingus is able to do the drug while performing oral sex.

Hey bro did you have sex with Trebor yesterday?

No bro I gave him a Dirty Marley.

by dortan August 24, 2018

marley

1. n. A small reinforcement placed in the base of a joint usually made of thick paper or light cardboard. Marijuana smokers usually tear a small piece of paper from their package of rolling papers to create a marley. This is a typical practice for many Europeans.

"You dumb mafacker, you're smoking the marley. Throw that shit out the window, nigga."

by King Donko of Punchstania November 2, 2005

Damien Marley

The son of Bob Marley.

Damien Marley is not as famous and his dad Bob Marley.

by stephhhh. May 23, 2007

Bob Marley

Worshiped by caucasians because he smoked weed. Often listened to by rich white kids driving their dad's mercedes. Political and peace loving lyrics have nothing to do with his following.

Eric: "Hey Julian, pass be the blunt G. And turn up the Bob Marley."

Julian: "Here you go G, don't get any ash on my dads heated leather seats"

by Batron April 15, 2006

markly

Adj. When an individual makes themselves an easy target or joke by expressing an inflated sense of worth or abilities, to such an extreme that one believes he or she is an indispensable asset to a group or team, despite, and immediately following, a performance that cannot be described in words, usually because it is so bad that witnesses are left in a state of disturbed paralysis, likely due to the stupefyingly unsubstantiated nature of the individual's fabricated adaptation of the series of events, and his supposititious achievements during this time, that are typically catalogued and witnessed by hundreds or thousands of people, providing irrefutable evidence that the opposite is true and the bemused individual has created a fantasy through the application of willful blindness in order to maintain the high supplied by an inflated ego and false memories and ultimately continue on a likely doomed trajectory, incognizant of the ubiquitous and overwhelming public opinion, and sometimes scientific fact, that one is a lemon-bomb miscarriage of the profession in which he partakes, within the group or team in which he participates, and clog in the stream of societal thought and the advancement of humanity. The only way to deal with such a pigeon boobed chump is to (1) ceremoniously and enduringly label the individual a MARK, best described by this definition but also as a "sucker" and (2) remind the pedestrian clown-duck of this fact interminably, incessantly, and at his expense.

In the preseason game against the Jets, Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Matt Barkley had a notably MARKLY performance, highlighted by 1 interception and only 1 completion for 12 yards, and an equally MARKLY post-game reaction, during which he uncomfortably responded to the unanimous opinion that fellow quarterback Tim Tebow, with 45, 28, 24, 23 and 18 yards and a 17-yard run, had outperformed him and likely earned a spot on the Eagle's roster, by denying what was caught on film and witnessed by many by MARKLY stating, "I don't know if tonight was the deciding factor", and "over the course of this camp I've shown that I can play quarterback for this team". When others tried to point to the undeniable facts and evidence suggesting the opposite is true, Mr. Barkley shielded his ego and fantasy to the horrors of what had just happened by claiming "it's really a small sampling", and, in total MARK-fashion, MARKLY suggested the rotation of multiple quarterbacks is to blame. MARKLY, as he is now being called by people all over the world, spread by #MARKLY, did indeed have a less than favorable performance and an even worse cognitive performance following the game marked by a lack of memory or MARKLY denial thereof.

by Markly Mark #MattMarkly October 21, 2015