Manprovement

An improvement on an existing thing or idea that occurs whilst enjoying the company of your closest platonic man friends or friends.

Man #1: Hey broseph sample this refreshing creation of a bevarage.

Man #2: Whoa what is this amazing creation that i'm experiancing?

Man #1: This is my take on a new and improved secret recipe of the classic mojito.

Man #2: Holy shit MANPROVEMENT bro!!!!!

by R@R September 4, 2009

Manpon

The steamed or microwaved hot towel wrapped in clingfilm that is given to you along with a chocolate and the bill in certain restaurants.

"Eh that curry was brahma - pass us a manpon. Don't eat all the after 8's - How much each?! but I only had...."

by henrynav September 4, 2005

Manpon

A mans penis taking the place of a tampon.

"Can I be your manpon?"

by Phil Doughty December 2, 2004

Manplaining

Man(com)pliaing: When a woman accuses a man who's made a valid point of "mansplaining" to deflect the loss of an argument.
See also: Oversensitive

When Dr. David told his patient Susan, that he would not prescribe her antibiotics for her cold, as antibiotics have no effect on viruses, she began manplaining, and accused him of being condecending and sexist for simply stating a fact.

by Northerly March 20, 2020

manpri

Capri pants for men. Usually gay men.

1: Dude that guy's wearing manpris! I haven't seen that since 1998!
2: Indeed

by Helmut February 8, 2004

manpri

the "manpri" is a rendition of the "capri" pants, but worn by metro sexual and eurotrash males. The "manpri" is usually, but not always paired with the "mank" a man tank. Please look up "mank".

Did you see that guy in his gays ass manpri's!

by unju August 7, 2006

manpon

a tampon used by men who are pussy ass and drive rusty 79 berlinetta camaros and think they are the shiznit. also for the man who has had a rough night of anal lovin.

chris aston of utah

by mke ock December 16, 2003