No Maidens

No Dick
No Balls
No Maidens

You have NO DICK
NO BALLS
AND NO MAIDENS

by Jackius Blackius May 21, 2024

Hasn't Any Maidens

A formal version of "no bitches."

Trains hasn't any maidens.

by Czex June 5, 2022

Iron Maiden

Literally the best band of all time. Nothing compares

Person 1- Hey what Iron Maiden song should I listen to?
Person 2- Try Out Of The Silent Planet, Hell On Earth, Piece Of Mind, or Powerslave.

by Don't Look Here March 13, 2022

Iron Maiden

An attack belonging to Naofumi Iwatani's "Shield of Rage", premiering first on S1E11 of "The Rising of the Shield Hero"

"Within this virgin of cold ore, who shall swallow even your screams with her embrace, suffer in anguish as your entire body is stabbed and skewered! Iron Maiden!!"
— Naofumi Iwatani, The Rising of the Shield Hero

I cast the Iron Maiden!!

by Noah_A_S November 29, 2022

Rubber Maiden

Mrs. Incredible wrapping her entire body around an individual and proceeding to Taco Bell fart for twenty straight minutes.

Did you see that new rubber maiden video?

by Bagels82 September 9, 2025

Shield-maidening

"Shield-maidening" is a derogatory term that describes when a woman unnecessarily defends a man to gain favor or attention sexually or non-sexually. It can range from her defending/protecting and/or affirming a man's physique, intelligence, dating preference, etc. where it is unwarranted.
This term is the female version of the term "White-Knighting."

I saw this woman shield-maidening a guy online who stated he deserved a supermodel rather than an average woman when other people disagreed with his shallow opinion.

Stop shield-maidening that dude! You're giving them damaging advice!

Oh boy, some chick is shield-maidening.

by seal_of_approval May 18, 2024

ass maiden

A.female.version.of.an.ass.goblin

she.is.such.an.ass.maiden...Maiden.of.the.ass

by Ribena November 7, 2003