Limp Bizkit

"I'm angry, I wear a red hat, and I'm white."

see "fred durst"

hes lame

by Laura Laurent April 15, 2005

limp dick

Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)

Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

limp bizkit

li-mp biz-kut: adj.,(n); A sound so awful, it can make Snoop Dogg stop blazin up the chronic.

I took a Limp Biscuit and there was no toilet paper to wipe the Limp Biscuit from my KORN hole.

by nismoinside October 5, 2003

lumpy pants

Usully descirbed when a mal has a HUGE erection which makes his pants look "lumpy"

We just gobbled Jorge and Alex's knobs and now they have lumpy pants!

by Crotchet and Winston October 3, 2007

limpdozer

a steroid freak that thinks he's a sexual bulldozing stud and can't get past his own ego to realize he's a limp dick trying to fuck

a top notch bitch.

i heard that douchebag limpdozer Lou Ferrigno couldn't get it up for Liv Tyler and turned green on the set when Ed Norton found out and started laughing.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Lumpy Yawn

One of the varied terms for vomiting. The Lumpy Yawn generally occurs upon waking from a night of hard drinking. Luckily, most foods consumed while "gettin' yer drink on" are soft (hamburgers) or have been generously softened (tacos / nachos) by a cornucopia of beer, and are thusly comfortably retched back up.

Jeremy Clarkson on quitting drinking: "I haven't had a lumpy yawn for a whole week now. Perhaps that's why I'm still fat; I've stopped vomiting"

by the Den of Iniquity April 26, 2009

lippy

1. An action, situation or object that could potentially piss you off and/or cause you problems, that may as well potentially evolve into bigger ones.

2. A very rude comment that should initiate great anger in the receiver

3. A person known for making lippy comments and/or actions

4. Someone who has just made a lippy comment and/or action

1. a) SHREK: yo dunny, you got a pencil?
JT: yea here *THROWS PENCIL AT HIS FACE*
b) SHREK: DAMN YO WE JUST MISSED THE VP BUS!!!!! THAT'S SO LIPPY
c) JT: BRO I WAS RUNNIN FROM DA POPO THESE DAYS AND I TRIPPED OVER A DICTIONARY, WHAT A LIPPY DICTIONARY!!!

2. a) KELSTON: Hey Jt! How was your week?
JT: WHO IS U DUNNY!!! GET ON MY LEVEL B! FALL BACK
b) JT: YOURE NOT MADE FOR FIGHTING, YOURE MADE FOR PLAYING HOCKEY
c) JT: Yo dunny what time does the bus come tru?????
SHREK: SHUT UP
JT: LIIIIIIIPPPY!!!!

3. a) JT: Dammmn b you know whos lippy?
SHREK: WHO B
JT: SHARLA BING YOO
SHREK: WORD B

4. a) JT: yoooo b i was chillin on the killin, then some fools runs up on me askin me if i got trees, im like yee dunny but not for you, then he said, why?, then im like CUZ YOURE NOT ON MY LEVEL, FALL BACK, that boy was straight lipppy yoo

by JT GET AT ME ONE TIME April 9, 2008